2010 Year Ahead
A warm welcome to your 2010 year ahead! Find out how your astrologicals are going to slap you around the face this coming year and discover when you should get your finger out and start battling with those pesky planets - and of course when you can hit the town and enjoy some 2010 fun fun fun!
My team of live psychics are waiting to answer your questions too - and as a special introduction to 2010 and your discovery of how it could shape up for you - I have arranged a special number, this number is only charged at 75p per min - instead of the usual £1.50! My New Year gift to you! Simply call them on 0906 755 0564 and get your answers now!
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and enjoy an even better 2010!
Philip Garcia
Aries (Mar21/Apr20) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
Will 2010 be the year you learn to think before speaking? Beating a fist against your brain every time you drop yourself in it won’t knock any more sense in you. You’ve been dying to let a friend or in-law know what you really think of them so trust you to forget about watching your mouth in January. Relationships go from bad to worse. See a psychiatrist or counsellor if you must. Better still taping up your mouth would be excellent, cost effective therapy with quicker results!
Out of sight does not mean out of mind in the spring. Anger is driving you yet you can never understand what’s making you so mad. Passion and aggression are a heady mix with Mars in Leo. A sexy encounter could leave you with a dislocated shoulder and a lot of explaining to do when you next see your partner!
Computer problems are the bane of your life with Saturn retrograde in April. When you’re on the blog and having trouble getting stuff down, don’t say a thing if an older relative suggests you eat figs or prunes to cure the problem! - See, you are learning to bite your lips!
Jupiter enters your sign in June. You don’t need lucky charms to attract good fortune your way so throw away that rabbit’s foot. After all, it didn’t work for the rabbit!
Warn people before you visit them in the summer. Surprising your partner by letting yourself into their home could backfire when you discover another in their bed! You have everything figured out in August but do other people really want to know? Stick your nose into places where it doesn’t belong and it’s likely to get punched. Stick your neck out and you will make good progress.
Is it love, lust or greed that takes you one step closer to matrimony in September? If it’s the latter, don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper!
Your excuse, in the autumn, for taking on things you can’t do is so you can learn how to do it. Ignore the advice of your more cautious friends. After all the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success.
Your motto for 2010 should be: Life is like a game of poker. If you don’t put anything into the pot, you won’t be getting anything out of it.
Taurus (Apr21/May21) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
You know what you want during the first quarter of the year and if that means you’re being stubborn, so what? You’ve always been obstinate and persistent even if sometimes a little slow! During these months you will have little regard for opposition and will mow down anyone who gets in your way. Have you ever thought about a career in politics?
Mercury and Venus in your sign are dominant forces during the first half of April. A new exercise routine you take up now could cause a lot of pain and anguish … to your family and friends! As an amorous Taurus all you really need is love but the occasional bar of chocolate always helps keep you sweet!
Short trips, including slips and tumbles are dimly starred around the 11th June but for the following 14 days you will be insightful and creative. You will inspire others with your enthusiasm and people can’t help but love you although some days when your pig-headedness gets on their nerves they will try hard not to!
Mercury and Venus in your pleasure zone as August begins will incline you to pamper yourself and do be sure to keep your favourite chocolates close to hand to relieve those comfort eating urges.
Your mental and physical health is at stake if you feel like a square peg in a round hole in the autumn. It’s time for a change of occupation. Put a resume together and put the word out to your friends that you’re looking for a new job. Don’t wait for the right opportunity as there is unlikely to be a one. Just get on with it!
And when, during an interview, you are asked what job position you like best, the answer they don’t want to hear is ‘reclining’
Opportunities to commit to a love relationship will come your way in the winter. Before making your vows consider the fact that getting married is a lot like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person gets you wish you had ordered that!
Your motto for 2010 should be: Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it!
Gemini (May22/June21) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
Let others know you aren’t a robot and you will make mistakes when they rush you. What you won’t want to do is keep looking back on them or talking about them. What’s done is done, there’s no harm done and you’d appreciate it if people didn’t keep on at you. Apart from this rather slippery start to the year, there should be plenty to keep you enjoyably occupied in February and March. Note to yourself: taking risks with sex or money is guaranteed to have an uncertain result!
Between 18th April and 9th June a retrograde Mercury could mean awkward delays and frustrations. You’re likely to get all worked up because you can’t find something and then get distracted as you’re searching for it so that you can’t remember what you were looking for and as it is it will turn out it was in its usual place all along. Or you might find an item after much nerve-wracking and stressful searching only to forget why you were looking for it in the first place!
Finances show signs of improvement this summer. You could get a great offer on your house or some property but if you accept it, your landlord’s going to be as mad as hell!
Expect some contention in the neighbourhood mid-October. There was a time, you will remember, when kids used to ask where they came from; now they just tell you where to go!
Of importance to all Geminis is the transit of Mars in your opposite sign in November and December. Partnerships are accentuated. You’re out to impress the people you meet but the thing is, you’re so clever that sometimes even you don’t understand a single word of what you’re saying!
You should be proud of your progress in getting up-to-date with the world of technology by the time the year comes to an end but when do you stop? You will know computers are starting to take over your life when your letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail address, blog address, internet address and addresses for all your on-line services and this spreads across the width of the paper, continuing down until the first page of any letter you write is all letterhead!
Your motto for 2010 should be: Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Cancer (June22/July23) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
Cancer, any New Year’s resolution that includes chocolate is guaranteed to have an adverse affect on your diet!
Planets in your opposite sign highlight close and intimate relationships during the first few months of 2010. In this area Venus is particularly significant for engagements and weddings. If you are single, marriage, you will discover, is a three ring circus - an engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffer - ing!
If you are already in a relationship, introducing your lover to your marriage partner as a work colleague isn’t going to work in the long-run. Secrets will get out. And if, in April, you realise you can’t hide the skeleton in the closet any longer, you might as well make it boogie!
An untried combination of flower arranging and dog breeding weighs on your thoughts in May. Give in to your need to prove your dexterity and get the results on YouTube or make plans for a DVD release!
If you are a parent, your kid’s new friend is set to make life difficult in June. Everything that happens is always their fault. You might think about visiting a friend you’ve not spoken to in years because they don’t have an email address.
Arguments with a partner in the summer could be hampered by vases flying in the air. You might console yourself with the thought that things are going to get a lot worse, before they get worse! And just remember Cancer: No-one can make you feel inferior, without your permission!
Prevailing planetary influences indicate the summer as being a better time for your relationships. You feel totally relaxed about all that’s going on now and accept that marriage requires commitment to an institution - look up ‘insanity’ in the dictionary!
Your most notable achievement in the winter will be the collection of pens and post-it notes you seem to amass without even trying!
The cosmic pattern becomes much more positive and progressive from November onwards. Mars should benefit you healthwise. There may be some misunderstandings to do with a past event but you know you are right because when you were younger you could remember everything … whether it happened or not!
Your motto for 2010 should be: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life!
Leo (July24/Aug23) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
You’ve always been a proud individual and with Mars in your sign for the first few months of the year, you won’t be easily influenced by what you see or hear. You will be selective, as astrologers will say, and able to sort the wheat from the chaff. What this really means is you will store only what you consider to be useful … to yourself! When you’re in charge, you expect others to bow to your command. Between March and July not only will you prefer to be the power behind the throne, no one else will have any choice about it!
Arguments over work schedules, having an affair with the boss or a reluctance to take your partnership seriously could have serious consequences on your marriage. Leo, if you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!
You might find yourself between relationships in the summer. Enjoy this while you can. The happiest times in a Leo’s life is often that period between one relationship and the next only you don’t know it until you’re in the next relationship! At home, someone might accuse you of being extravagant or wasteful when of course they can always account for every penny they spend. Your response will be that anyone who lives within their means must suffer from a lack of imagination! Anyway, one good thing about spending all your money while you’ve got it is that when you are seventy your children won’t have an excuse to accuse you of having dementia in order to gain control of your estate!
You’ve always seen yourself as being an honest and fair person and joint problems can be resolved through negotiation in the autumn. The trouble is a compromise will turn out to be an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted so nobody’s going to be happy!
Communications may be disrupted on and after the 19th August as mercury begins a retrograde phase. You will happily forget your mistakes. After all, your partner’s always going to remind you of them and it’s pointless two people remembering the same thing!
Your motto for 2010 should be: The only difference between marriage and prison is that occasionally prisoners will at least get to finish a sentence!
Virgo (Aug24/Sept23) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
You always like to have everything spic and span but when a friend walks into your patio door thinking it’s open, you might accept you’ve gone over the top in your obsession for cleaning!
You know your own mind as the year begins. In fact, you are right about everything so you won’t change direction once a decision is made. You aren’t the sort who is easily swayed by the opinions of others: facts yes, opinions no!
You’ve always been a worrier. Even when there’s nothing to worry about, you will think of something as you don’t want to break a habit of a lifetime. Finances show signs of improving in the Spring and the best thing this gives you is the freedom of not having to worry about money! So you can find something else to lose sleep over!
You just don’t get other people in July. They can make the most trivial matters seem complicated and it might feel you’re arguing over nothing. After all, nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood!
Your ruler Mercury goes retrograde mid-August. This is a time when you have the right to remain silent because Virgo you can be sure that anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. Any dealings with men or vehicles are likely to be frustrating. Your rule of thumb at this time should be: if it has tyres or testicles you’re going to have trouble with it!
With Mars indicating possible tensions within the family circle during the last few months of the year you are advised to tread carefully. As much as you might want to break free from some commitments, remember that your family is your link with the past and this will never change and they are the bridge to your future. Advice of an ancient Chinese proverb: Govern your family as you would cook a small fish - gently!
Your motto for 2010 should be: Happiness this year will be having a large, loving and caring close-knit family … preferably in another city!
Libra (Sept24/Oct23) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
Two most important things in your life during 2010 are relationships and balance. How might you define a fifty-fifty relationship? Your partner does the cooking, you do the eating. They do the cleaning and you make the mess. They earn the money and you will spend it. This is a perfect compromise that will make you very happy over the year ahead!
Life is incredibly busy between March and July and you can hardly hear yourself think. With so much going on and demands all around you consider the fact that when everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane or you are going in the wrong direction!
There may be some upset or disappointment in the summer when your partner writes to you breaking off your relationship and asking for their photograph back. Collect as many photos of people as you can find, send them back to your lover with a note telling them that you regret you can’t remember which one they are. Please keep their photo and return all the others!
You might cheer yourself up with going on a spending spree and you will find plenty to splash out on. In fact there will be a heap of bargains on items you will never use at prices you won’t be able to resist!
Romance is in the air in the autumn. How do you know it is love and not lust or infatuation that you’re feeling? Libra true love comes quietly, without banners, bells or flashing lights. So if you hear bells, get your ears checked!
Addiction to a computer game or internet site could cause problems in the family as the year ends. To overcome a gaming habit, turn off the computer, play a game of solitaire, prepare a three-course meal and get some sleep in bed, rather than over your keyboard!
Your motto for 2010 should be: Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping!
Scorpio (Oct24/Nov22) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
You might need to fill out a form using a pen as the year begins. This will be something of a novelty when you’re spending so much of your life, these days, on the computer! Career progress is likely. When asked at a job interview whether you have any special skills, just remember they don’t want to hear about those ones better suited to a more intimate environment!
There are no explanations as to why you fall in love in March or who with. If you already have a partner, how on earth are you going to explain a strong sexual attraction? Lust is more likely the gravitation responsible for pulling you together. And since this has nothing to do with falling in love it’s unlikely you will stick with each other for long. The flame will soon die. Around the same time, your marriage will be totally ruined too. A sensible friend will accuse you of being blinded by love but ask them: if love is blind, why is slinky lingerie so popular?
With Mercury, Venus, Mars and other planets moving through the top section of your chart during the summer months, the pressure of work could affect your health. Always laugh when you can as this is the cheapest form of medicine.
There is a very powerful accent on affairs of the heart in the Autumn with Venus in your sign. You’re starting to take your relationships more seriously. What’s important to remember is that a sense of duty is useful in your career but insulting in close personal relationships. Your partner longs to be liked, not endured, appreciated, not tolerated and loved rather than enjoyed!
Your motto for 2010 should be: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge!
Sagittarius (Nov23/Dec21) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
As much as you hate to admit it, hearing that a friend has been caught by their lover in bed with another, is pretty darn funny! Just as long as your own relationship is squeaky clean otherwise you could be laughing on the other side of your face!
Have you considered that when your partner rings you saying they’re off on an urgent business trip, how much they’re going to miss you and how boring it’s going to be that they could be hiding something? Like the fact that they’re next going to call in work to say they’re sick and then their lover to finalise the hotel reservations! And there was you thinking other people’s relationships were amusing!
Time flies in April, when you don’t know what you are doing! Having a lousy boss will raise your blood pressure and ruin your relationships. Don’t think you aren’t taking your frustration out on your partner because you are. If you’re going out of the way to avoid your boss you’re working for the wrong person and should start looking for another job.
From 22nd July onwards a retrograde Jupiter could bring misunderstandings in your relationships with people from other cultures. This could be a case of another person’s karma running over your dogma or vice-versa!
Relatives may make a nuisance of themselves in the autumn but if you stay well away from the domestic scene, there should be no difficulty keeping yourself happy. Money is the opposite of the weather as Christmas looms on the horizon. Nobody’s talking about it but everyone’s doing something about it. If you’re driving, take extra care on untreated icy roads. You’ve always loved travel and will get the chance of a pleasure trip as the year ends … driving your partner to drop them off at the airport!
Your motto for 2010 should be: If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side!
Capricorn (Dec22/Jan20) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
Jupiter benefits employment and career interests as 2010 begins, bringing greater scope and incentive to advance your worldly standing. With so many planets in Capricorn you can take almost anything that is thrown your way. You can take umbrage, take the lead, take the high road, take a peek at what other people are doing but the one thing you can’t take is other people criticising you!
Misunderstandings in relationships in the Spring are likely to do with your partner’s family. Assure them that you don’t hate their relatives and in fact you like their in-laws better than your own family!
Purposeful is too weak a word to describe your behaviour between April and June. With a fixity of purpose that’s second to none, once you’ve established a goal, nothing will sway you away from your chosen path. Remain cold and offhand in your dealings with others and you could end up very lonely. It’s hard to make friends with a block of ice. It’s too big a world for you to be in competition with everyone. The only person you have to be better than, is yourself.
A new partner will do wonders to change your life in the summer. They will get you to eat more healthily, exercise regularly and quit smoking or drinking. They will teach you how to dress well, enjoy fine arts and gourmet cooking, appreciate classical music and how to rise up the career ladder. The trouble is, by the end of the year, you will want a divorce because you are so improved, your partner won’t be good enough for you any more!
On a lighter note, you have Venus coming in favourable angle to your sign in October and November. You should feel quite touched with what’s going on in your love-life now. In fact, learning to love yourself will be the start of a life-long romance!
Your motto for 2010 should be: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of your time.
Aquarius (Jan21/Feb19) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
There cannot be a stressful crisis as 2010 begins because quite frankly, your schedule is already full! The worst of it is that a work associate is hogging the credit for all your work. A relationship is becoming alarmingly edgy and you’re the one who is being constantly told by everyone to ‘handle it’ before they disappear. Ever get the impression your good nature is being taken for granted?
Likewise in February there’s no praise coming your way for your achievements, only more responsibilities. The only time you will ever get feedback is when others want to tell you what you’re doing wrong!
Looking back you will start to realise you’ve been too lenient, too ready to lend a hand and too obliging in the past. Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards. It’s time to start living by your own rules and to follow your more extreme inclinations. You’ve always been imaginative and inventive and only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible!
Romance is heady in the summer but beware of getting involved with someone who is committed to another. If you notice they’re wearing a wedding ring on the wrong hand, their excuse will be it’s because they married the wrong person!
Expect an invitation to a celebration in the autumn. A baby will be named after you due to a complicated misunderstanding involving a car that you drive, an item you loaned out and a medical prescription.
All in all, this should be an interesting and successful year and on looking back on it, if you had to live the year over again, you’d make the same mistakes, only sooner!
Your motto for 2010 should be: The future isn’t what it used to be.
Pisces (Feb20/Mar20) Speak to a Live Psychic NOW on 0906 755 0564 (75p/min)
You’ve always been romantic and as 2010 begins it will be like your Fairy Godmother has waved her magic wand and granted you your biggest wish. Romance will be heady. You will be like a falling star that has finally found its place next to another in a sparkling constellation where you will twinkle in the heavens together, forever! At least that’s how it feels at the very start of the year!
An award will be received in March and you are justified in feeling proud. You might notice too that you’ve not been as careless as usual and haven’t broken anything of late. Just don’t brag about it as typically when you do, an accident will leave you with a broken arm or leg!
In April, watch your wallet when out shopping. You might have your credit card stolen. If you’re in a relationship you might decide not to report it because the thief will spend less than your partner! By the summer you might be feeling as if your marriage was a ceremony that turned your dreamboat into a barge.
Pisces is a Water sign and you might expect to have some problems with waterworks in the summer. You may also need to turn your attention to some household repairs such as leaky taps or cupboards falling off the wall. Expect to be in communication with your local Planning Department when a neighbour has a large erection in their back garden which you find unsightly and lowers the tone of the neighbourhood.
Money is a priority in the autumn. It’s not that you’re overspending your budget it’s just that it falls short of your expectations.
Your partner’s talking about holidaying somewhere different this year but you won’t want to know. For many people holidays are a voyage of discovery but for you, it is a ritual of reassurance.
Career matters start to improve as the year wears on and you might notice you’re only complaining about your boss once a week to your friends and family! Even so if you rarely get the opportunity to try something new, you might start looking for a new career.
Your motto for 2010 should be: You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime.
