Piers Morgan

Okay folks button down the hatches, reassess your lifestyle, make sure you have no skeletons in your cupboard because guess who is coming into town? The scintillating Aries Piers Morgan. Former editor of News of the World, and the Daily Mirror, he is not one to pay lip service to anyone. He blasts his truth to the world at high volume acquiring fame and fortune in the process. A hit on talent shows such as America’s Got Talent, and winner of Celebrity Apprentice, he forges ahead unperturbed, a rather ordinary fellow with a rather extraordinary personality, blame it on his sun sign Aries, especially that Mercury configuration. It makes his wit garbed, his take on life cynical, and his love of controversy addictive. Being sued on all fronts and from all directions just piles more cream on his cake. His education was middle class mainstream. He was probably a practical little kid, his Jupiter in Taurus encouraging him to keep a well-stocked piggy bank; he wanted to be very, very rich from an early age. He knew he would be, of course! 

His first opportunity to realise he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth was when he became editor of the Sun’s Showbiz column he made his mark. He moved on and up, his Venus in Aries making him so enthusiastic about his mission, even Speedy Gonzalez could not have kept up with his rise to the top of the pile. In the process he caught Rupert Murdoch’s discerning eye and became Editor of News of the World at only 28 years old. His take on celebrity-dom is well known, he believes they are on this earth to entertain the general public, therefore he does not think twice about pushing a magnifying lens deep into their private lives; obviously a series of irate libel cases is the result. A photo of the gorgeous Catherine Victoria Lockwood, then wife of Charles Earl Spencer, leaving a detox clinic set the trend. As he let more and more Celeb skeletons out of their cupboards, he was getting into a whole lot of trouble. Few will remember the Jeremy Clarkson feud, when Clarkson punched Piers three times for excessive coverage of his personal life, mainly because these events leave our Piers virtually indifferent.

His famous quote “this is a good day for lying, drug abusing prima donnas….” was said as a result of Ms. Campbell suing his newspaper for guess what? Prying into her personal life. After being sacked from the Mirror, due to some convoluted photographic scam regarding Iraqi prisoners of war, Piers decided to branch out into another form of media – television – and to be frank he has not looked back since. It has to be said his tendency to rub others up the wrong way is only slightly muted these days.  Saturn in Pisces will want to teach him that he still needs to protect his private life, and realise it is a precious gift. His karmic lesson is emotional forbearance and caring for his own flesh and blood. He knows he needs to feel more comfortable with intimacy, and we sense that this will be his prerogative in the latter part of his life, from around fifty years onwards. 

Mars in Virgo will make sure he needs a long time to establish emotional trust. Anyway, we are more interested in his exuberant personality than his personal life. We want to scream with laughter at his fun comments on talent shows. We adore the fact he is so unafraid of making an outlandish comment, dropping a clanger here and there. And we wait for his “take” with baited breath. But be warned, he is not always Mr. Jovial, Mars in Virgo will transform him into an archetypal Alpha Male at the drop of a hat, a high achieving “doer” organizing his desk, and making sure all the Top Secret material is at the back of his filing cabinet. He wants his pen, his blotting paper and his phone lined up, and wow betide a secretary who does not leave a message, he will nag, nag, nag her, and if she still insists on forgetting important show biz facts, she will be out the door faster than anyone could say “Where the … did you put my parking ticket?!!!???” He expects a lot of those around him, he drives them almost as hard as he drives himself, the words efficiency, organisation, individualism are what you would need to write on the top of your CV application if you want a job working for Piers. He likes to surround himself with a bright, witty team of youngsters who can keep up with his barbed repartee and fast pace. With that North node in Gemini our Piers will want to make things happen “before now” over the next year or so. He has a deep-seated aversion to procrastinators, and will tell them in no uncertain terms. It is rush, rush, rush for goodness sakes.  

He also finds most social mores an absolute waste of time, he wants to tell it “how it is” even if “how it is” is turning a particularly genteel member of the “chattering classes” to stone – never mind their shocked expression, either people “get it” or they don’t! Contracts, financial arrangements and new show biz deals are on the top of Piers’ list in 2009.  He will be as busy as your proverbial bee, maintaining his status quo. Now is a time to strike while the iron is hot Piers, and you will do, helping a lot of other individuals to embellish, and publicise their careers in the process. This gent is on the warpath; all he needs is an even bigger audience. Piers, we cannot wait for your news, you are our favorite scene-stealer. God bless you!

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