11-11-11 Hits the Fan!


As one gazes on the date 11/11/11 it has to be said one averts more than the “highly weird”. There is something exceedingly eerie about the 11th November 2011 combo.  One can only ask what will happen?  Will a gateway to another dimension really open?  Will pure evil pervade this planet as suggested by the horror movie of the same name?

Just Another Day?

From a purely mundane viewpoint it will be just another working day, we will get up have breakfast, and go to work thanking God it is Friday!  But from a metaphysical perspective 11/11/2011 is “supernatural par excellence.”  In fact 11 November 2011 could be the kind of day you feel a ghostly tap on your shoulder and wise up to the fact that humanity is just a bunch of souls travelling through eternity!

Numerology…

The numerological eleven is the ultimate master number said to open spatial portals. It is conducive to prayers and invocation.  It could unleash an energy surge, a mass shift in consciousness, an integration of higher ideals and visionary insights.  In fact, humanity might experience a global epiphany with the consequent shifting of political perceptions, including humanitarian breakthroughs and increased spiritual enlightenment.  And when it comes to eleven, please don’t tell the Blackjack and Dice players that eleven is anything but a lucky number, almost as lucky as seven!   Interestingly, the concept of three elevens lined up signifies any thought in the good or bad will be super energized, so what you think is what you will get – eleven times over!

Eleven Combo

Most eleven news is not that good. In fact, some believe the coming “eleven combo” could unleash a global meltdown as eleven usually emerges as a critical day, month or year.  If we go on an eleven rampage we cannot discount the miraculous Lourdes vision seen on 11 February 1858 but also the stark fact that September 11 2001 etched a scar on humanity’s psyche.  After the horrific fact there remained but 111 days to the end of 2011. The first plane that hit the towers was Flight 11E; the Twin Towers both had 110 floors and appeared as an “Eleven” when standing side by side.

Europe’s horrific 9/11 happened in Madrid, Spain on 3/11/2004.  A lethal terrorist attack occurred in Bombay, India on 11/26/2008 (11+2+6+2+0+0+8= 29 2+9=11). The Moscow Subway attack occurred on 3/29th (2+9=11) and Hurricane Katrina blew the USA to Kingdom Come on 8/29 (2+9=11).  Add the earthquake in California on 4/4 /2010 (4+4+2+0+1+0=11) and it would be hard to deny eleven is no ordinary number! In fact, Uri Geller insists there is far more to 11/11/11 than meets even the most discerning paranormal eye.

He tells us “1111 x 1111 = 1234321.  1234321 is representative of a pyramid, and that 11 is a sacred number of the great pyramid, with the proportions of the great pyramid being of the ratio 7:11.”

Interestingly, Jesus prayed on the eleventh hour and the name Jesus Christ has eleven letters in it.  The Berlin Wall came down on 11/11/89.  Yasser Arafat died on 11/11/2004, and the first telephone call made by Alexander G Bell was on the 11th March 1876!

Eleven Hits the Fan!

So if eleven is such a numinous number why do nefarious events occur at the mere mention of it?  One theory could be that some elements of humanity do not know how to download eleven’s high level intensities and only evolved souls manage to open a paranormal portal to spiritual heights when eleven comes out to play. In other words when eleven “hits the fan” the self destructive and disturbed amongst us become even more self destructive and disturbed!  One thing is for sure, the eleven mysteries will continue to fascinate humanity.

You might wonder whether 11/11/11 will have a special significance for you.  Will you suddenly ascend? Will you be kidnapped by aliens? Will you interview a vampire or will you just say “stuff em!” put your feet up, order a pizza, invite some mates over and watch Eastenders? But on the other hand, if you just cannot wait to know what creepy vibes will be hovering over your life on that fateful day, call our psychics and have your personal 11/11/11 sussed out.  Who knows you could start bending spoons!

ARIES
When the three eleven’s line up, you will line up down the gym and get into shape. None of this namby pamby esoteric thinking for you.  In fact your idea of justice is rounding up all the New Age wackos and sending them off to boot camp.  That will knock some sense into them!  You are proactive, go getting, life is for living; you have had it up to here with paranormal freaks!

TAURUS
If 11/11/11 brings in a catastrophe, such as an earth quake ripping the pavements apart in East Cheam you will be very much prepared.  You have friends in high places in the dried foods industry.  In fact, as we speak,  you are writing a cook book on how to live on tree roots, garden weeds and rain water so that one can rustle up a delicious meal even in times of global crises.

GEMINI
You will constantly be on the phone, anxiously sustaining global contacts, probably inter connecting by fax, BlackBerry and bongo drum. You will have a hot line to a few key New Age Healing centres in the Los Angeles area,  and will be keeping abreast of any metaphysical catastrophe that happens to hit the news.  You have your finger on the pulse, but are quietly morphing into a talking machine.

CANCER
After having a temper tantrum about the absurdities of 11/11/11, you get your woolly underwear out of the mothballs and gather your family around you to explain why you are writing your last will and testament, and giving their clothes away to charity.  You will then sort out your own drawers, clean out the cat tray, attend to any bills and pop down to the bank to withdraw your secret National Lottery winnings.

LEO
You will go on a trip to Rome, a notably Leo town.  You will then change your currency to Euros, and proceed to spend what is left on your credit card.  You will grab any Latin lover who happens to be passing by and proceed to the opera, where you will sob unashamedly when the soprano hits the high note.   You are a passionate being; you know there is more to life than “end of the world Italian politics!”

VIRGO
You will attend to the last details of the underground shelter you have been digging in the back garden for the past ten years.  You will have already stocked it with food, an exercise machine, and household cleansers and are now making sure granny has her rocking chair securely installed.  You will then proceed to have an anxiety attack, quietly banging your head against the garden wall.  We recommend Bach Flower Rescue Remedy.

LIBRA
You will revamp your wardrobe, get a facial, have a manicure.  After all, if the poles are going to shift on 11/11/11 you will still want to present an elegant image. Totally against over reacting you will maintain a calm demeanour as hysterical friends and family members go on about global financial meltdown and too many reality shows on the telly.

SCORPIO
You will call up your mafia lover, dress up in black leather, rattle your chains and have wild sex hanging upside down from a chandelier.  You will then proceed to get very even with any remaining enemies.  In other words you will attend to left over “business.”  If nothing happens on 11/11/11 you will be pleased you made the most of it

SAGITTARIUS
You know very little about 11/11/11 because you are too busy having fun, tripping out, and living in Bali.  Who cares what the “Woo Woos” say anyway.  You don’t believe in bad news as a matter of principle. As for planning ahead for financial meltdown, “pull the other let it has bells on!” Hey mate, watch out for that asteroid about to land on your head!

CAPRICORN
You first heard about that ridiculous 11/11/11 thingy at some celebrity cocktail party.  Anyway, thank goodness you have your monies invested in an underground bank in the Outer Hebrides.  You are no fool.  You have a pot of gold buried in your back garden. If there is a global freak out, you will at least be able to barter.

AQUARIUS
You are adding the last touches to a lookalike UFO machine.  You have gathered around you avid groupies who all believe that the Illuminati are about to take over the world, and that only an ET invasion will stop them.  You are also shaving your heads, because if the euro and dollar devalue you don’t want to spend money on hairdressers!

PISCES
You are floating off into your dream world, your altered dimensions, your quantum lifestyle, your philosophical musings.  You have no time for panicky people who rush around the world making rash comments about a silly date in 2011.    You get your thrills far more simply, for example staring at your Piranha fishies fighting it out in your portable aquarium. What more could anyone want?