NIGHTMARES BY SIGN

Nightmares Astrology – Star Signs Dreaming

Nightmares could just be ludicrous night visions that our unconscious mind lets rip when we are under a great deal of stress, have eaten too much before we go to sleep, or have had a bad day at the office.

Our unconscious mind needs to rectify the balance, and as sleep detoxes the stress in our system, often it presents us with scary dreams that somehow manage to upset us.

We tend to wake up perturbed!

However, if we can look at nightmares as positive solutions rather than negative we might find they have a special message to convey to us. So what does our Astro Club dream that is scary enough to wake them up all of a sudden?

ARIES

Aries dreams can be as action packed as their lives. In this Aries nightmare you are a trapeze artist, flying through the air, above the crowds, showing off your muscular dexterity and athletic grace. You launch into a triple, mid air spin and suddenly there is no partner to catch you and no safety net below! Your Aries insecurities run deep, and are difficult for you to access in your everyday life. This kind of dream could have you rolling off the bed!

TAURUS

The Taurus is into the delights of the palate, in fact the simple joys of life tend to make them feel they are touching the stars. Your Taurus nightmare is that finally you have your own restaurant, and are a master chef about to cook up a mouth watering “Chicken Broccoli Alfredo”, that warrants a five star vote in the Michelin Restaurant Guide. When “horrors of horrors” up pops Gordon Ramsey screaming “But you don’t even know how to cook a plate of porridge!” You wake up sobbing!

GEMINI

The Gemini considers themselves a smooth communicator. In your Gemini nightmare you are an esteemed guest on Charlie Rose’s sophisticated talk show. Other celebrities include Kate Winslet. But Kate transforms into Gerry Springer and you are forced to confront a mean school teacher who failed your end of term exams! You start wrestling with the nasty teacher, and shriek some horrible rude names at them! You wake up realizing you should never have eaten that Cheddar cheese before going to bed!

CANCER

The Cancer is super sensitive and emotionally conditioned by moon phases. In your Cancer nightmare you are an astronaut who cannot not get to the moon. The furthest you get is Miami Beach. You look up and see the moon turn dark, and a huge tidal wave sweeping away your semi, your weekly wash and your prize cabbage patch. Waking up screaming is an understatement. You will never go see one of those movies about 2012 ever again!

LEO

The Leo is proud and dignified and their charismatic aura expands around them like the rays of the proverbial sun. In your Leo nightmare you are in the company of a beautiful African lioness, and are playing with her friendly lion cubs; they are sweet enough to cuddle, such dear little furry friends. Then suddenly there is a horrific shriek and King Kong himself strides through the undergrowth demanding that that you settle all your credit card payments otherwise you will never see a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes again! You wake up screaming for your mother!

VIRGO

You dear Virgo are so exacting that you have been given the Akashic Records to edit in your terrible nightmare The Akashic Records are the spiritual records of the births and deaths of everyone who ever lived on this planet. As you white out the mistakes and write corrections over them, you realize that your name is showing, and that you were due to die 20 years ago. You wake up demanding your partner calls up a lawyer so you can write your will!

LIBRA

The Libra is so diplomatic, so harmonious. But in your Libran nightmare you are settling a dispute between China and the US of A. You know that your attitude matters and you cannot afford to think small as you could be involved in that Mayan Prophecy deal! Then the nightmare gets worse, and Third World War is declared. There is nothing you can do about it, because you are morphing into the Antichrist. You wake up asking for a priest!

SCORPIO

Scorpios are the ultimate in personal intensity. In this Scorpio nightmare you are dreaming of a beautiful lover kissing you sweetly but you realize that your front teeth are growing into Dracula style fangs. You try to pretend nothing is happening, but you are looking more and more like Gary Oldman in Francis Ford Coppola’s “Dracula”. You wonder if going to the dentist could help, until you hear a blood curdling scream and wake up to find you are grabbing your partner in places you shouldn’t be!

SAGITTARIUS

Saggys are eternal travellers. In this Saggy nightmare you are on a slow boat to China. In fact it is so slow the only place it gets to is the Thames Estuary. You are so fed up you descend on shore with your back pack, and exploration gear, and decide to cut through the undergrowth till you get to St James Park. Things get scary when the Duke of Edinburgh appears, accusing you of trying to get into Buckingham Palace and sets the hounds on you! You wake up in a detox clinic!

CAPRICORN

Capricorn is so mainstream, so sensible with money. In this Cappy nightmare you have morphed into Scrooge and are counting your profits. But you are accused of embezzlement and forced to share a cell with Bernie Madoff. You swear that you never started that pyramid scheme in East Peckham. But nobody believes you. You are feeling very dejected since you pride yourself on your prestigious reputation. You wake up screaming for a straight jacket!

AQUARIUS

Aquarius is into revolutionary social change and best friends. In this “mother of all Aquarius nightmares” you are about to lead a revolution of cinema extras rebelling against Russell Crowe, may be because he looks nothing like the Egyptian Pharaoh he is supposedly acting! Suddenly, as if from nowhere, the ETs arrive, and kidnap Russell, plus extras, on to their mother ship! You are left on earth, utterly alone; you wake up demanding compensation from social services!

PISCES

Pisces are romantic and prone to day dreaming. In this Piscean nightmare however, you are the Little Mermaid who has fallen in love with a handsome Prince. And like the fairy story the only thing you can do is ask King Neptune to help you out as your prince is but an earth bound mortal. You are just about to discuss your problems with Neptune, when Nessie, pops in and eats him up. You just wish she had stayed in Bonnie Scotland!

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