Spending your Holiday Bonus by Sign

How wonderful it is to have that holiday bonus to spend! But then when we get a bit of extra money sometimes we don’t exactly know what we are going to do with it! It is exciting, yet challenging. Perhaps in this day and age we need to save, rather than spend. But to help us get our priorities straight, why not take a peep at our Astro Club, and see how they will deal with that holiday bonus windfall!

ARIES

Not the last of the great spenders, but almost, you are raring to go! You want to leave your job and start your own pizza delivery business, and you will be the one doing most of the running to start off with. You are a fire sign initiator, so what could be better than spending that holiday bonus on a home gym with a power plate, espresso bike, and Octane X ride to get fit enough for that “new show on the road!”

TAURUS

“What are you talking about spend the holiday bonus” shock horror! Most earthy Taureans ponder about where to invest. If it is a mega bonus you invest it in property, if it is small bonus you invest it in property, perhaps giving the old homestead a paint job to raise its market value. Sensible-critter-Taureans will plough monies into that longed for attic renovation, and turn it into a fun living area. So why not some skylights, and a dormer window that will illumine your awesome collection of Bonsai trees?

GEMINI

Are you a quick witted, sociable twin? Go on, throw a great “holiday bonus party” and tell your friends about how you have invested your bonus in to new device programmers. You will also show off your hi tech computer prank playing capabilities, like the Modern Day Poltergeist package, available as a Firefox extension. This programme includes annoying sounds; it even shakes windows around, and sends pop messages to someone else’s computer. If you are laughing hysterically at the thought, and they look very serious, chat even more madly than usual!

CANCER

You are such a domesticated Cancer! So how great spending that summer bonus will be, finally you can buy that super brocade material to re-cover your sitting room sofa, and invite the long lost relative to tea and cucumber sandwiches. You might even teach them you granny’s embroidery techniques. You will want to invest in the home area; perhaps some Rattan garden furniture will encourage you to sit under the oak tree, gaze at the moon and wish for your soul mate.

LEO

God those years are showing, you might not have that long to look beautiful. You will use the holiday bonus to buzz down to the beauty parlor and get that ultimate special treat, a luxury three hour beauty package with a facial, a full body massage, and a seaweed mask, and darn it, a manicure and pedicure thrown in too. If not, just get some Botox and be done with it. You will glow and look twenty years younger which is the point! You might even be spotted in the high street by a model agency talent scout, and have to throw in your job. Vain Leos can dream can’t they?

VIRGO

Hardworking Virgo needs to take time off to de-stress from all those board meetings. You cannot take one more spread sheet. You are feeling pooped from supervising, delegating and checking documents for errors with your perfect Impex magnifying glass especially imported from New Delhi. You check into a great detox spa in Italy, and as you lie on your deckchair, sucking grape juice through a straw, your feet massaged by a gorgeous Italian honey, you forget you ever had a job to run from.

LIBRA

Oh, great you are a pretty Libra with a bit of extra money, and you need to take in some cultural beauty. Without beauty your soul would shrivel up in a corner. So get some leave and choose from the greatest beauty spots in the world. So is it going to be the Grand Canyon USA; the Taj Mahal India, the Canadian Rockies, or darn it why not Machu Picchu in Peru?! “Ummm”, “Ahhh”, and “Ummm again”, your Libran indecision could hold up proceedings and you might end up taking a day off in Brighton instead.

SCORPIO

How great, that super bonus is going to get you sorted. You will probably rush off to a retreat with some spiritual teacher into transformative enlightenment. You need to meditate on your life, which has been passionate chaos recently. You also need to get a grip on that deep, dark, enigmatic spirit of yours, and find out what makes you tick once and for all. Perhaps a start could be giving up all those black leather accoutrements and an innate tendency to socialise with members of the Neapolitan Camorra! This is money well spent!

SAGITTARIUS

Stuff the bonus; you are off to trip the light fantastic! You are giving up work in an office. You will spend your aunt’s inheritance on a round the world trip, and go everywhere known to man, meet as many people as you can, and have a great time on some amazing beach, where you are sure to meet a wild child boy or girlfriend. You and your soul mate will never look back! You are a free spirit, about time folks cottoned on to that fact!

CAPRICORN

You are going to invest the money carefully. It will be a big bonus because you are a “big thinking” business executive. You will plough the money back into some new business venture, or go for high yield investments. How about Swiss Gold Bullion, Brazilian Equity or Trust Deeds? You will think it through, nothing chancy mark you; otherwise you will just buy a ceramic piggy bank, stick the bonus into it and be done with it! One never knows these days, best to be safe than sorry!

AQUARIUS

You realize that if humanity does not lift their vision planetary evolution will stall, and when 2012 hits, we will all be in a pickle! So you decide to invest your bonus in a Radionics machine for adapting subtle energies. Hang on, why not go for Psychotronics instead, the science of how to integrate high energy mathematics and philosophy in to the human brain? Anyway, you are looking for someone who will dig your crystal and gemstone divination software patent. You are a Water Carrier, a visionary, a dreamer, a nutter, tick as appropriate.

PISCES

You are a sensitive Piscean artist and have just sold a painting to a bank, so that bonus is yours alone to spend. Off you float to the most stunning aquarium in the world. At last you can go into an altered state of consciousness as you gaze at rare bioluminescent fish, sea jellies and above all a 2.2 million litre oceanarium, with huge marine turtles, and even a few sharks thrown in. This is the ultimate! There could be no better way to spend a bonus!

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