Perfect Horoscope Match and The Art of Astrology

Perfect Horoscope Match

Most of us look for a perfect friend, the perfect boss, a perfect love and obviously the perfect horoscope match. The search for a soul mate can be long and arduous. It sometimes seems as if we will never find the type of true love to dance the tango with. Yet a Vedic astrologer would look at the stars, and assess a perfect horoscope match for us. It is the custom in India to have a good look at a couple’s astro picture for the most suitable horoscope match. It is believed that if the couple’s planets mix well then the marriage is less likely to end in tears.

Linda Goodman

But what is the “perfect horoscope match” anyway? According to Linda Goodman’s famous epistle “Love Signs,” the “ins and outs” of the perfect horoscope match is basically two signs getting on with each other! But could the complexities of “getting on” be varied and challenging? For example, Leos tend to get their manes all in a twist when dealing with secretive and sensual Scorpios. Aries will be very intolerant of Cancer’s sentimental frames of mind, and unable to stand Capricorn’s social climbing tendencies. Pisces will probably jump in the deep end of a swimming pool to shut out the sound of Gemini’s “gift of the gab!” Aquarius will never be tired of telling Scorpio to “lighten up” or “shut up!” You see, the situation can be complex. The energies emanating from that celestial bunch of planets up in the sky, perplexing and confusing

For the more evolved amongst us, accepting that there is a spiritual force working through our lives will probably guide us to the right person. The balanced sun sign is more inclined to get on with people as they are tolerant of human foibles, and understand emotional difficulties. In fact, before stating that a Leo will never get on with a Scorpio, once the scintillating sex is over, could be unfair. It is important to note where the moon is in a love chart, and realize that ascendants have an important role to play. Generalizations are not applicable in a horoscope match.

The Perfect Horoscope Match – Famous Astrological Matches

But let us look at a few historically famous individuals who according to their astro signs would be the perfect horoscope match. Think Julie Andrew, a Libra, and that crusty old playwright George Bernard Shaw, a Leo. Think Julie singing like a lark, as old Georgie Bernard writes “My Fair Lady Part II!” What a delightful domestic scene. Leo and Libra always get on bless them!

Think Marie Antoinette, a Scorpio, and Albert Einstein a Pisces. To all intense and purposes, Scorpio and Pisces are soul mates but Einstein could have got very confused by Marie Antoinette telling her subjects to “eat cake”. Explaining the theory of relativity to this particular French Queen would have been arduous. Soul mates or not, this could have been a challenging relationship.

Think Yoko Ono an Aquarius and Winston Churchill, a Sagittarius meeting up for tea. These two signs would have hit it off. Imagine Winston and Yoko having cucumber sandwiches on the lawn. Sharing notes on their very diverse perceptions of social mores!

Think Elvis Presley a Capricorn and Shirley MacLaine, a Taurus. The thought sends one into a tail spin. Yet Capricorns and Taurus are a sure astro match. However, in this case, one would be tempted to believe “ego issues” could have turned the whole thing into a “clash of the Titans!”

The Art of Astrology

The art of astrology is being able to perceive the vibrations of an individual by their planetary placements but also gathering together exacting information that goes far beyond the platitudes about which sun sign gets on with which. There is always a third element, something that is indefinable, the power of love perhaps? Now, when that comes into things, even a skew whiff astro coupling can get their priorities right. In fact, they could discover just the right way to get through to each other. As Mother Teresa once said “The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread!” Dare we say love can overcome anything then, even a challenging horoscope match!

Free Astrology Readings and the Media

Free Astrology Readings and the Media

Fun and free astrology readings are found on the back pages of magazine and newspapers. We can even find a variety on the Internet. We read them avidly. We turn to the astro to know if we will be “overcome by splendor”. In other words, whether dad will say, “This will all be yours some day!” If the stars bode well, we are convinced life will be easier for us. But can free astrology readings really tell the future? Well, no, and then again yes. They can predict similar to a weather forecast but they cannot go into our personal details in those daily or weekly readings. For an insightful chart, astrologers use specialized talents to assess the planetary influences rotating the heavens the day we were born. They’re far more accurate than free astrology readings you find in the media which are generic.

What is Astrology?

A super-simplified explanation is that astrology evaluates our ruling planet, our moon phases and our ascendant. The astrologer assesses our moon sign in regard to emotions and creativity and looks at our ascendant’s influence as it enters one of the 12 zodiac signs rising over the eastern horizon the moment we were born. Astrology paints a portrait of our personal tendencies.  Our faults and opportunities. When our ruling planet and moon phases add to the fun. The astro chart can be life changing!

Famous Astrology Followers

Throughout history astrology has fascinated the rich and famous. During Elizabethan times John Dee held court on the astro. Portraits of “the Master” depict Dee as a cross between Nostradamus and the Wizard of Oz. But Dee was Queen Elizabeth the I’s personal astrologer as well as a mathematician, occultist and navigator. The British Museum houses some of John Dee’s 15th century astro trappings such as small wax seals, a gold amulet engraved with Dee’s visions, and a crystal globe. Some say Shakespeare based his character Prospero of “The Tempest” on Dee, the Astrologer. Dee has not been forgotten. A character cameo of him even appeared in the popular film “Elizabeth the Golden Age” alongside Cate Blanchett as Elizabeth I.

Modern Day Astrologers

These days astrologers still astound us. Popular astrologers such as Russell Grant reach a wide audience as they do not “read the stars” for the “privileged” alone. Successful astrologers tend to have charismatic personalities and a unique capacity to access powerful insights. In fact, we are more inclined to check out those free astrology readings if they are penned by astro folk we trust and respect.

As much as we might struggle with the concept that the planets are responsible for our destiny, they still inspire us. There is something so mysterious about the wonders of space and the celestial bodies that are said to influence astrology readings. But we need to realise destiny is not always written in stone! A good astrologer will show us that we do have alternatives. For example if we become aware of our faults and change them, we can transform the future! On a lighter note, we can still enjoy the weekly predictions of those free astrology readings to understand, albeit superficially, the celestial forces shaping our lives.

D. H Lawrence

The great British novelist D. H Lawrence once said “The cosmos is a vast living body, of which we are small parts. The sun is a great heart, whose tremors run through our smallest veins. The moon is a great nerve center from which we quiver forever. Who knows the power that Saturn has over us, or Venus? But it is a vital power rippling exquisitely through us all the time!” Now who could ever question that?!

Holiday Decorating by Sign

Christmas Decorations Astrology

Holiday time is fun, a time when friends and relatives get together to celebrate an occasion. Perhaps Christmas or the New Year. Perhaps a birthday or a retirement. Whatever the theme of the party, the joy felt by those in attendance merits some very special decorations to heighten the mood. So how would our Astro Club decorate their tables and their homes during festive holiday seasons?

ARIES

Being the enthusiastic babies of the horoscope, Aries love to celebrate with innate innocence. See Aries thrill as they place an illumined fountain in the hall, surrounding it with bright crystal balls. They will focus one light on the water, a light that changes colour so that when folks share the holiday spirit, they too will flow into the magical mood. Being the fire sign that they are Aries need the gentle sound of a fountain to cool down their sometimes over-excited moods.

TAURUS

Earthy Taurus digs any festive season. Decorating the holiday table with greenery is fun for nature loving bulls as is keeping it simple with a basic table center piece. Silver and gold pine cones encircle a holly and mistletoe “winter wonderland” wicker basket, sprinkled with silver snowflakes. The ceilings will be hung with green paper chains, and “Save the Whale” banners. This kind of decoration will make the mood conducive to happy talk, and there is nothing a Taurus likes better than intimate conversation

GEMINI

Airy Gemini will go for an upbeat “silver lining to every cloud” style decoration. After all, silver is the twin’s favorite shade being that of their ruling planet Mercury. They will gift everyone with silver top hats, and decorate the ceiling with silver paper chains. They will lay the table with a silver tablecloth and decorate the center of it with a big silver star. They will place many other silver stars on the ceiling, which will glimmer in the candle light. All will be right with the world as their magical theme entrances awed guests.

CANCER

Cancer will be happy to create holiday decorations to welcome beloved relatives. The background music will be classic, sweet and gentle! Guests will be impressed with the beautiful multi coloured balloon arch over the front door and the pink gossamer swathes hanging from the ceiling. Our caring Cancer will make sure a homey feeling is felt by all as guests sit around a dining table covered with gingham, and bright pink candles. They will read out a romantic poem before the meal starts and run old family videos that remind folks of how life “used to be!” after dinner.

LEO

Leos prides themselves on being larger than life so they will greet loved ones with a party apron on, and a red chef hat perched on their head. Expect streamers descending from their ceiling, garlands decorating stair ways and doors and star confetti covering the dinner table. Celebration party boxes will be filled with generous Leo goodies for every guest. Expect to hear old time jazz playing in the background as a banquet is served to guests by hired waiters, there will be much giggling at the matching pussy cat designed placement cards and serviettes.

VIRGO

Logical Virgo will want the holiday decor perfect in a way only they know how. The result will be a colour theme to inspire minds. Virgo could pick “crown chakra purple” and lay the table with a lavender table cloth, scattering it with purple star confetti. A bunch of perfect purple roses will be the table center piece! Light pink crystal glasses will be raised to holiday happiness as multi coloured streamers flow over doors and ornaments. Virgos will be prepared to risk a guest that does not dig purple, and astound the majority with a crafted rainbow arch at the door!

LIBRA

Libra will create a heavenly environment, may be because they are so utterly into sublime beauty. They will decorate their walls with star spangled gossamer drapes. They will hang magical pink paper lamps from the ceiling, and gather together as many wind chimes as they can. As the chimes sway in the breeze guests will hear the celestial tinkling of heavenly music. They will place gold cardboard angels on mantelpieces, and stars, interspersed with gold paper flowers, on the dinner table, guests will literally be in seventh heaven!

SCORPIO

Mysterious Scorpio digs being a night creature! Scorpio might even go for creepy holiday decorations. Do not be surprised if they hire a smoke machine, which ever so often puffs fog all over their best mates. They will make sure the background music is Halloween style and that a corner of the house is decorated with paper bats, and snakes, so friends’ kiddies have a good time pretending to be scared. They could go for scary holiday table decorations too, with pitch black candles and napkins! As the antique chandelier dangles over the proceedings the “weird” holiday decor might be difficult to forget

SAGITTARIUS

Saggys like to surprise at parties, so they could offer their guests fortune cookies before they step across the threshold. The place will be decorated with myriad coloured balloons and every guest will be provided with a silly paper hat and whistle. The table will be covered with Asian style decorations, to remind their friends how far afield Saggy has traveled. On the table Saggy might place a silver foil dragon center piece. A Chinese character mural on the wall will be surrounded by streamers. But the high point will come when the fireworks go off!

CAPRICORN

Nothing wacky for conservative Cappy when it comes to holiday decorations. Just a plain embroidered table cloth; the one granny painstakingly spent her last days sewing. A simple, antique gold Candelabra makes a stunning table center piece. Irish linen napkins will be laid besides exquisite porcelain crockery. Engraved silverware will grace the table. Prestigious crystal wine glasses will add that delicate touch. Attention will be paid to subtle lighting so each guest feels their best. At Christmas time a beautiful yet simple holiday wreath will be hung on the front door, with just enough sprigs of holly and mistletoe to enchant! Hired livery will offer after dinner tit bits.

AQUARIUS

The sociable Aquarius will keep an open house during the holiday season, especially on New Year’s Eve. The decorations will be “Aquarian original”. They might even jazz up the hall with paper clocks just to remind guests that time will lead them to a Happy New Year! The Water Carrier might sprinkle a line of white sparkling mini stars down the centre of the dining table, over which they will place a row of silver candles. The ultimate center piece might be a top hat and tiara evocative of celebrations to come. The magical evening will morph into a stunning night!

PISCES

The imaginative and dreamy Pisces will want his party guests to enjoy a magical atmosphere. So the table will be decorated with goblets rather than standard wine glasses. Pisces will supply guests with decorative masks at the door, and draw their attention to the aquarium glowing with colored lighting. The table cloth might be sea green with dark blue candles, to remind Pisces and guests of the beauty of the ocean. The music will be soft, or just the gentle sound of the surf breaking shore. Cocktail drinks will be served with matching navy blue umbrellas and as guests raise their glasses to celebrate the holidays, streaming swirls or ceiling decorations and lights will make them think that they have entered a special universe!

LOVE SONGS BY SIGN

Astrology Love Songs

Love songs move our hearts and souls. They underline our convoluted emotions, and sometimes broken hearts. As we listen to the music and lyrics, we tap into the profound meaning of both unrequited and fulfilled love!

Love songs accompany us throughout our lives and help our hearts heal. As we listen to them, we remember our first love, the “way” we used to love and our more recent “love affair!” But how do our Astro Club love, what love songs turn them on? Let us take a peep!

ARIES

When this go-getting fire sign falls in love heroic emotional feats are the order of the day. In fact, only an Aries can stand up to the rigors of unrequited love, and still go bungee jumping! There is something of the Superman and Woman about this fire sign’s love destiny. Therefore their favourite love song could only be the Enrique Iglesias interpretation of “Hero!”

TAURUS

Taurus loves the sensuous, fulfilling experience of life in all its manifestations. In fact, “Music is the Food of their Love!” It could only follow that “Meatloaf” is one of their favourite singers, and what could be more inspiring than his rendition of “I’d Do Anything for Love?” As long as that “anything” means a romantic night out at a great restaurant, all is well for the lush Taurus.

GEMINI

Airy Gemini might not always be an intellectual, but certainly does have “theorist” tendencies! Therefore when they fall in love, they tend to theorize even more than usual; in fact one could say they obsess! “What is my honey doing at this moment?” “Will he or she call me soon?” “Is this relationship going to last?” “Do they really love me?” etc. The classic rendition “Always on My Mind” will obviously be their song!

CANCER

Cancer is a lunatic into moon phases. They languish with emotion, they “need” their lover, in fact their clinging crabby claws could become an issue. Sometimes the stress of falling in love is almost too much for our sensitive Cancer to bear. Obviously, they need relief. Toe tapping, to the Sinatra evergreen “Fly Me to the Moon” will obviously make them feel less anxious.

LEO

Leo tends to go for big, lovelorn emotional connections. Their need for adoration can become excessive, if not paranoid. If their lover does not compliment or acknowledge their innate superiority they tend to sulk. They also tend to listen over and over again to Sinead O’Connor‘s – “Nothing Compares 2 U” It appeases their yearning, and makes them feel needed!

VIRGO

It takes a lot to melt an earthy Virgo heart. They want an “exceptional” love a perfect love if you like, and they are rarely willing to compromise. But when this earthy sign does fall, it is usually with a huge thud and for life. Dedication to their lover can be total. The only song that will get Virgo reaching for the Kleenex is Bryan Adams “Everything I Do (I Do It for You)!”

LIBRA

Libra is the archetypal soppy date when it comes to love songs. Romance, beauty, harmony, these will always be the name of the scales “wooing game!” So what could be more romantic than that old classic “I’m in the mood for love”… In fact, your average sentimental Libra will be in the mood for love “simply because you are near them!” Romance is this sun romantic sign’s “raison d’être” in fact!

SCORPIO

Scorpio’s watery currents run deep. They are sensual, possessive and to some extent “dark” when it comes to love! In fact their intensity goes far beyond verbal expression. Scorpio will tend to dig that somewhat neurotic songster Nick Cave, especially his famous duet with Kylie Minogue. Their sinister ballad “Where the Wild Roses Grow” speaks of obsession, and the ultimate “Crime passionnel!” Excessive? Yes, but that is the nature of Scorpio love!

SAGITTARIUS

Enthusiastic fire sign Saggy does not like to “beat about the bush” when it comes to love’s challenges. They just go for it, laughing at their own jokes all the way. Patience is not number one on their list of things to do, nor is pining and mooning. So rather than hanging around waiting for the lover who forgets to call, they will get going and dial the number. Their favourite love song? Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On!”

CAPRICORN

Earth sign Cappys could be proper, afraid of letting rip and expressing their passion. They tend to want the other person to come up with those loving feelings. Not that they are cold, for they are devoted, but they just prefer others to express the emotions they find so difficult to! Their favourite love song can be none other than Elton John’s classic “passing the buck” love song entitled Your Song!”

AQUARIUS

Aquarians are a detached air sign, and tend to go for the “unusual” the “alternative!” Okay so they do not find it that easy to let go into their hearts. They need a little help. In fact, only a proverbial “nutter” could be their true soul mate. Someone who does not make them feel imprisoned by false bourgeoisie values. “Unchained Melody” the ultimate “bid for freedom” love song is obviously their favourite!

PISCES

Pisces emotions are profound, complex, dedicated and emotional. They are capable of great sacrifice for love. They could lay themselves down for it! They are true, “deep blue” lovers, as long as you do not try to stick a label on them. If you do, see them swimming in the other direction before you can say “Angel Fish!”! Their favourite “self sacrificial” love song can only be Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge over Troubled Water!”

ROMANTIC MOVIES BY SIGN

Romantic Movies Astrology

How great romantic movies are! They have us reaching for the Kleenex every time, identifying with the heroes and heroines. We weep their tears; celebrate their victories, as the background music soars into a heart breaking crescendo.

When we leave the movie theatre we are satisfied, feel we have got value for money, especially when a great romantic movie hits the high note. But what would be “the romantic movie to beat all romantic movies” as far as our astro club is concerned?

ARIES

There is nothing Aries likes better than a classic romantic movie. Indeed, they will be glued to the screen as the old fashioned heroine/hero gets one over the bad guy A hot romance and a few battle scenes will even have the Aries forgetting to neck the date. “Gone with the Wind”. Starring Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O’Hara is just the job! Seeing naughty Scarlett learning the same hard lessons over and over again, is an Aries life theme, and it is inspiring. Our passionate Aries, like Scarlett, is always ready to pick themselves up from the ashes, and start over. Ten out of ten for the famous “Tomorrow is another day!” line as it could be an Aries theme song!

TAURUS

When it comes to romantic movies, earthy Taurus digs something comfortable and food orientated. What could be more conducive than “Chocolat” starring Juliette Binoche? Watching the gorgeous actress stirring those pots full of the “dark stuff”, would send your average Taurus into a state of altered consciousness. Most Taureans believe life’s struggles could be fairly well sorted with a great box of chocolates. This is the mother of all “delicious” romantic movies, so ten out of ten for “Chocolat” and those bullish taste buds!

GEMINI

Nothing would get our Gemini’s more “moved to the core” than a movie full of intellectual /emotional complexity, and sub personalities acting out their “process”. The past and present love story of “Possession” stars Gwyneth Paltrow and Aaron Eckhart. Seeking to understand a star crossed 18th century love affair would have most Gemini’s forgetting to munch their ice-cream cone! Nine out of an airy ten!

CANCER

Cancers love a love story, especially when it is played to the “light of the silvery moon”, Cancer’s personal planet of course. So what could be more engrossing than “Moon Struck” starring Cher and Nicholas Cage? To say Cancers are lunatic could be an understatement, certainly the passionate sexy and moody Nick and the sexy mature and moody Cher with accompanying Italo American lunacy, would have the Cancer leaning their head on their date’s shoulder, weeping their hearts out. Ten out of a sentimental ten for this moony epistle!

LEO
This charismatic signs’ own love stories are frequently star crossed. Leos might believe fate has not dealt them a particularly good hand when it comes to romance. See them slobbering over their choc ice when it comes to the tragic “Splendor in the Grass” starring star crossed lovers Natalie Wood as Deenie, and a young Warren Beatty, as Bud. The adoration of Bud and his Deenie is a Romeo and Juliette type theme. A prototype tragedy therefore. Ten out of heartbreaking ten for this passionate, archetypal Leo movie.

VIRGO

Some say it takes forever for Virgo’s Vulcan heart to melt. Virgos are picky. True love has to be special, unique, and noteworthy. They are the “pure ones” of the astro club; idealization is not unknown to them. A film that would have them digging deep into the peanuts is “Somewhere in Time” starring Christopher Reeves and Jane Seymour. This unique story of a man who is so determined to meet his soul mate he time travels back to the past, is the Ultimate Virgo Love Story. It therefore includes sacrifice, devotion and sheer “pig headedness” when it comes to love tests, A perfect ten out of ten for this “forever” movie.

LIBRA

Libra goes for style, a love story with a certain unusual flavour to it, a love story that looks as good as a fairy tale is their idea of a grand romantic movie! What could look better than “Pretty Woman” starring Julia Roberts as a sex worker who dreams about her knight on a white horse, showing up as Richard Gere of course. Low life transformed to debutante or not, Julia gets to shop Vuitton, Gucci and Chanel, always an “in” thing to do as far as Libra is concerned. A sane balance between laughter and tears is just the right job and therefore a stylish ten out of ten for this Libran movie marvel!!

SCORPIO

Watery, complex Scorpios like hot sex, and the plot line tragic. The more sensual the moves the more they dig the hero and heroine. “Legends of the Fall”, starring Brad Pitt and Julia Ormond, will definitely have the savviest Scorpio sobbing desperately on their date’s shoulder. This tale of passion, deeply fulfilling sex, desperate suicide and even more “super tragic star crossed romance” has a watery Scorpio in their element. Ten out of desperate ten for this gory love epistle!

SAGITTARIUS
Animals are noble creatures to Saggys who are half horse themselves! A romantic movie is therefore not a romantic movie without a furry critter. So that old heart breaker of “Lassie Come Home” starring Roddy McDowell and Elizabeth Taylor (when very young) would have our Saggys shifting in their seats and reaching for their sleeves to sob on. What could be more heart shattering than to sell sweet “best friend”, Lassie, due to familial destitution, only to see the doggie find his way home and into one the broken hearts forever.. Ten out of ten for sentimental, furry friend value.

CAPRICORN
Earthy Cappys are into class. None of this down beat, vulgar sentimental trash for them! However, they do like a good weep like the rest of us. Therefore, that esteemed movie classic “Casablanca”, starring Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart would be their ultimate movie experience. That long goodbye at a foggy airport really does the job! However, Hump’s ultimate love sacrifice and last punch line “here’s looking at you kid!” will definitely stick in their gullet with the popcorn! A staggering ten out of ten for vote shy Capricorn.

AQUARIUS
Aquarians are well aware that no movie is worth its salt unless there is psychological, pathological and ecological spiritual take! Aquarius goes for “Matrix”, or how cyber punks and computer fanatics transform reality. In fact you might find your every day Aquarian leaping around doing a “Keanu Reeves” martial arts move in the foyer. Your idealistic Aquarian is convinced that intelligent computer life forms are hiding the truth from humanity and are about to take over the world. Ten out of ten for Aquarian visionary content.

PISCES
Pisces are watery folk; they dig the sea, as they do deep and incomprehensible emotions. They are easily moved in movie theatres and are usually the first to dig their faces into their pocket hankies, weeping uncontrollably at a heartbreaking finale. “Titanic” would have most enigmatic Piscean souls reeling into emotional angst. The scene where lovely Leonardo sacrifices his life for winsome Kate will remain imprinted on their hearts and minds forever. A profound nine out of ten for this watery saga!

Summer Flings by Sign

Summer Flings Astrology – Love Signs

You met the guy or gal on the beach, at the disco, promenading down the sea front or climbing up the Eiffel Tower or Glastonbury Tor. Their looks and style impressed you, when you talked to them you discovered “babe or guy of your dreams” potential. The meeting quickly morphed into a summer fling! But are summer flings destined to remain locked in the “silly season” or could they truly transform into “forever after love” stories! Let us look at the attitudes our Astro Club has to summer flings and make an overall assessment!

ARIES

Your potential Aries summer fling will be seen around town wearing skimpy shorts. They will be probably running down the shore, up the mountain thru the shopping precinct or “rings around you!” They are adventure orientated! So if your hot look manages to bowl them over, expect to climb up some Godforsaken mountain with them, after all they are a Ram. Do not get too romantic on the peak. Let them suss out how athletic you are first. If you are panting excessively you might put them off!

TAURUS

You will probably flirt with the heavy lidded Taurus “summer fling” in air-conditioned environments, like beach bars or piazza cafes. Expect to tap your foot to their groovy gastronomical beat cos this summer fling will be into continental cooking! Exercise will be strictly biking sedately down the promenade. Things could get hotter if you fed them strawberries or Caserta ice cream with a silver spoon. Do not introduce them to your friend if they are into culinary excellence, they could run off together and leave you to eat the cold piazza!!

GEMINI

Once you have zeroed in on your potential summer fling “hottie” in the internet café, you will soon discover they are a Gemini holidaying in the same capital city you are, like Prague or Rome. Gemini’s rather like museums and architectural wonders. In fact, their consistent cultural chit-chat on places of historical interest could deviate from your high voltage attraction, unless you are a very patient Libra of course. Animated discussions on the Middle Eastern Crisis, and a possible financial meltdown, might get overly passionate and could lead to a first kiss. That is if you don’t stress out first!

CANCER

Cancer will probably be on hols with their mother. If you still find them devastatingly attractive you are advised to chat up mum first. Cancer, with their loving ways, and nurturing attitudes are the ultimate “summer fling”. In fact they might ask you to marry them, if you are kind to animals and children. If you comprehend their sudden and disturbing mood changes, they will return the favor by massaging cold cream on your sunburn without lecturing you on foolish sun bathing. Habits. Moonlight walks near the sea could melt their crabby hearts forever!

LEO

A foot loose and fancy free Leo is excellent “summer fling” material. They are probably just recovering from one of their many break ups, and are yearning for new love. If you are good-looking, fly high, possess a positive non critical attitude, and do not mind the coconut oil in their hair, all will be well. They look hot poolside, and will certainly invite you to the odd fruit cocktail. Their expensive aura attracts gold jewellery and diamond earrings. Subtle tattoos are accepted as is heavy flirting and complimentary asides. Could this summer fling turn into opening pressies under the Christmas Tree? Anything is possible with a Leo!

VIRGO

The Virgo calm “blue eyed” boy or gal, sucking their cocktail through a straw, could be the perfect “summer fling” if you don’t come on too strong. You will not see them sweaty, or even “over oily” with sun tan lotions. You will never, ever see them spilling cocktails down their decoltee. Virgos are inclined to be discerning when it comes to eating houses in far flung African or Middle Eastern countries; as a result they miss out on “the runs” more than most! If you are interested in their calm energy, make sure you take daily showers! You will probably bump into them in some mountain resort where they are spotting rare species of butterflies or collecting unheard of herbs.

LIBRA

If music “were the food of love play on”. Soft guitar music in splendid locations where “Summer Fling Potential! Libra can show off their Dolce and Gabbana swimwear are obviously favorite hangouts. The “Scales” worship harmony, so you could find them listening to a harp concerto in Florence quite happily. They will look divine as they sit there in their D & G outfit, lace shawl, or open necked silk shirt notwithstanding. You could show them your programme shyly, and ask what artist is coming up next, as you don’t understand Italian. They will probably speak it fluently and if they like your eye color, offer to take you around the Uffizi Art Gallery. A divine summer date indeed, one that could morph into a “happily ever after fling” if you do not shout too much!

SCORPIO

The Scorpio is the archetypal summer fling in person; they swear by “summer flings” and will probably have a string of them going back to nursery school. You will need to consider taking a risk, because Scorpios are super seductive and tend to get short term intimate at the drop of a hat. They will not mind too much if you have the hubby or wife in tow, secret liaisons are just their thing! Expect your Scorpio to sensually fulfill you, but leave you out of kilter. You might want to walk out on your life when you get home, perhaps even escape to Hawaii forever!

SAGITTARIUS

Saggy summer flings will take place a) in the cricket club, b) in the tennis club, d) on the golf course or d) in a beach hut. Saggys like to travel, and adore sport, swimming, walking, tennis anything where they can bounce around and make a lot of noise. They hate to get too deep into the challenges of life on holiday. So they will never talk to you about their personal complexes or severe emotional angst. This fling could morph into “something else” if you agree to go on an excursion in the Himalayas to track the Abominable Snowman! The ball will be in your court.

CAPRICORN

Capricorn “summer fling material” could be having tea on the lawn of some manor house in Bermuda or Brighton and they will expect the scones to be fresh and the crumpet toasted. You could strike up a conversation with them naturally if you are a holidaying entrepreneur or into social climbing. If you agree with their theory that hard work is the key to resolving most problems you could golf together, and not get too worried if the game is just a series of long putts going nowhere, as their company will be such fun.

AQUARIUS

You could meet your summer fling Water Carrier at a poetry reading contest, a Green gig, or a “Cleaning up Rubbish from some Scenic Forest Area as a Contribution to Society’s Evolution” workshop. They could be living in a tent, in fact most probably are. Camping out, getting in touch with nature and real life issues are their thing, as is swimming in the nude! If you are sporty, idealistic, and like eccentric styles of social protesting, this summer fling could turn into a lifelong one!

PISCES

You could have your summer fling with Pisces at some healing congress, or UFO conference. They will talk to you about the quantum theory, and go on to explain how the sea mirrors our universe, and then compare human beings to fish, swimming in a “proverbial ocean of conscious”. They will be sweet and sensual and dig midnight plunges into lakes, pools, or the ocean. Do not try to pin them down; if you are their “summer fling” class yourself darned lucky and have fun!

LUCK BY SIGN

Astrology: Lucky Star Signs

So what makes a person lucky? Is it a lucky number, a lucky stone, a lucky colour? Or is it something, far more subtle. In other words does luck have something to do with expressing the best of us, the good sides to our personalities and spirit? Could our own positivity, our own capacity to feel calm and at peace within attract luck to us? Perhaps luck is something we create ourselves, therefore, and by being the positive people we are we just magnetize it naturally. But how does our favorite Astro Club fair when it comes to hitting the High C “luck wise”?

Aries

Perhaps it is the sheer unadulterated chutzpah of this fire sign that attracts luck to them. Aries, the ram, charges ahead to fulfill their dreams with grim determination which might make Lady Luck feel she should leave them alone to get on with it. Yet the Aries capacity to literally “stop at nothing” is liable to eventually attract a unique flirtation with Lady Luck who is magnetized by “go getters” Aries lucky number is nine. Red flags will get them charging, and a quartz crystal programmed with their desires will energies their wildest dreams.

Taurus

Down to earth Taurus will stubbornly strive, never really giving in or giving up. They have an interesting relationship with money, in that they fill up their bank accounts and piggy banks with grins on their faces. Lady Luck is tentative around their high monetary expectations, but their positive view of life plus the color green will attract Lady Luck to them eventually, as will whispering “sweet nothings” to pot plants! Taurus luck could even mean winning the lottery or the jackpot. Anyway, their lucky number is 31!

Gemini

Split level and airy Gemini is liable to talk Lady Luck out of business. If the “terrible twins” stop to still their hyperactive minds, and take a few deep breaths as they connect to their spiritual core, Lady Lucky will be more inclined to put in an appearance. All that “blah”, “blah”, “blah” has a tendency to drown out Lady Luck’s advice. Gemini’s lucky number is five so breathing five times, and meditating on the wonders of life, will enable the restless twin to find inner tranquility, which is a great environment for Lady Luck to thrive in. Their lucky colour is yellow! Their lucky number 15!

Cancer

Watery Cancer is inclined to anxiety, which can block out positivity. Luck has a tendency to stay away from worrisome folk. But staring at the moon lifts up Cancer’s morale, as does a house near the ocean or a lake, at any rate near water! Their mothering instincts bring luck to their friends and family, and joy to others lives. Cancer luck depends on their capacity to come to terms with their deepest sentiments, and not fear them. Cancer looks pretty in white may be because it is their lucky colour, as is the number 24. Once Cancer gazes at the moon on a daily basis, they get very intimate with Lady Luck!

Leo

Fiery Leo’s demanding roars can scare Lady Luck away. Leo expects luck, and when they do not get it they tend to sulk and feel misfortune has it in for them. But this fire sign always exaggerates. If they would just realize how lucky they are already, with that wonderful “mane” of hair, those big warm eyes that charismatic personality, Lady Luck could get more than a second a look in. Lucky Leo number is 14, and their lucky colour is orange. The fact remains, Lady Luck will always pop in for a visit if they curb their arrogant tendencies and dig compassionate ways.

Virgo

The pure hearted and earthy Virgo has a tendency to block out Lady Luck, thinking that he or she has to do everything themselves; “getting on with it” could be their motto. Not noticing that the beautiful Lady Luck is sitting on the very edge of their lives can be a hindrance to this earthy and practical sign. Yet if they just stopped to ponder on their kind and giving hearts, and put an end to “trying” they would see Lady Luck has been waiting to play with them all along. Their lucky colour is sky blue, their lucky number is six. If they count to six and wish on a star, they might see Lady Luck actually standing right in front of them, ready to weave her magic spell!

Libra

Airy Libra will be so intent on balancing out their scales, that they will not notice Lady Luck literally flying over their heads! Yes Libra can get caught up in splitting hairs, and chronic indecision! But Lady Luck sees how sensitive they are, how emotionally tuned in, how they radiate the love vibe when they find their perfect soul mate. If Libra would just connect to their spiritual hearts, and pop out of their airy minds for a moment, Lady Luck could present them with a perfect soul mate, perhaps in Libra’s eyes the greatest luck of all! Libra’s lucky colour is royal blue, and their lucky number is 10! Watch them count to ten, and run off to meet their true love.

Scorpio

Scorpio luck tendencies can be drowned out by big emotions and high expectations. They tend to live to the hilt, “extreme” could be their second name. Lady Luck could get rather concerned by this type of intensity, and think they have no time for her. But if Scorpio connects to their own very special soul, and progresses with a spiritual quest as intense as their emotions, Lady Luck will pluck up courage and come visit. Scorpio’s lucky number is 40; their lucky colour is black, the type of deep, night black of a soft night!

Sagittarius

Saggy will be bouncing up and down, expecting luck to take them by the hand, and lead them where they want to go. Lady Luck could be slightly put out by this fire signs rather loud mouthed demands and keep her distance. If Saggy would just learn not to exaggerate, and take it easy, Lady Luck could stop by and wave her magic wand. In time Saggy matures, and begins to understand life is more than gallivanting across the hills. And when they do, Lady Luck will get a look in. Saggy’s Lucky Number is three, and their lucky colour is purple. Purple ribbons and shirts delight Saggy’s type of Lady Luck!

Capricorns

The sedate, down to earth and super controlled Cappys can be so stuck in their ruts, if they did notice Lady Luck waving at them from the other side of the street they would just say. “Who is that nutty looking gal, dressed to look like the Queen of the Elfs?” Yet, if they just let their whimsical side emerge, Lady Luck could dance with them, once they rolled up their prestige Persian carpets that is! Capricorn’s lucky number is two and their lucky colour is brown. They would look so chic in that “little brown dress” especially if they were celebrating Lady Luck’s visit with that very large inheritance in tow!

Aquarius

Lady Luck knows full well that airy Aquarius is more likely to do “their thing”, and think luck boring. Who needs luck when you can go green, stand up to government conspiracies and be kidnapped by aliens. Aquarius tends to go beyond Lady Luck! But she will watch over them anyway, and when they least expect it swipe them on the head with a super lucky idea for a time machine. Their amazing patent could eventually make them millions! Aquarius Lucky number is seven, and their lucky colour is indigo, the kind of colour that has them seeing beyond the illusion, now that is very lucky!

Pisces

Luck tends to escape watery Pisces especially when they get lost in hopeless musings. Sometimes life on this earth seems downright unlucky to Pisces. Why did they have to incarnate in this River of Tears anyway? They were so much better off swimming around the astral planes. Lady Luck might get discouraged by this attitude, but when Pisces turns compassionate, and starts to help other human beings with their naturally sensitive nature, Lady Luck will just fly right back into their lives, and grant them healing gifts and lucky breaks! The Pisces Lucky colour is silver gray and a Jade stone carried in their pocket will open out their lives to spiritual truths. The greatest luck of all!

SPRING BREAK DESTINATIONS BY SIGN

Spring Break: Holiday Astrology

How lovely it is to get away for a Spring Break. We are exhausted by the trials and tribulations of a long winter, so as the sun starts more than peeping from behind the clouds, we tend to rush down to the travel agents to get in a last min Spring Break booking. But what would be prime destinations for our favourite Astro Club?

ARIES

Watch this sign get active. Spa holidays and hanging around on hammocks are all very well for lazy bones, but this Ram prefers to socialize or at least compete? Spring break destination therefore? A tour of Birmingham’s night clubs, followed by a spat of clay pigeon shooting. Aries will literally be killing two birds with one stone, in other words throwing in exercise and competitive sports at the same time, what could be better? “Busy bee” goings on are the max spring break destination for Aries!

TAURUS

Taurus loves their tummies. Their dream spring break could be a mini French cookery course in the French Ardennes. It would have to be mini because other than digging their fingers into the puff pastry and weaving caramel baskets, this laidback Bull will want to do a) a bit of wine tasting b) a bit of sightseeing, and c) a bit of hammock swinging under a sunny “Ciel”. A Taurus will tend to avoid tennis courts and golf courses. Eating and doing nothing much is a max spring break destination for Taurus.

GEMINI

Gemini spring break destinations tend to wind them up, rather than wind them down. So see this twin rushing off to a Big Apple destination. They will love gawping from Brooklyn Bridge, strolling in Central Park, marveling at the Guggenheim and cottoning on that New Yorkers are not the rude bastards they are made out to be, just 80 percent Gemini. New Yorkers are not likely to chat “off the cuff” to strangers, but Gemini will not lack for stimulating company; they have contacts everywhere, especially in the Bronx. Yakking to their hearts content is virtually guaranteed in this max spring NY, NY destination for Gemini’s.

CANCER

Cancer spring breaks are with mum, dad and extended family. Booking a roomy Bournemouth seaside cottage could be a solution. They will definitely pack their buckets and spades and build sand castles with nieces and nephews. Crab fishing and ample scone and jam high teas are favoured. Cancers do not like to stress about weight control issues on spring breaks! Porridge breakfasts are welcomed. Expanding family cheer and the expansion of the Cancer girth is a max spring break aim, and destination!

LEO

Leo spring breaks are a casual stroll down the “Hollywood Walk of Fame” humming that oldie “Celluloid Heroes” by the Kinks. They will definitely keep a look out for movie stars like Clint Eastwood who has a personal bronze star plaque. But Leos are stars in their own right too, the only sun sign that walks out of a movie theater convinced they played the lead. It usually takes them about ten minutes to cotton on they are not Russell Crowe or Julia Roberts. Keeping that ego expanding is a max spring break destination for Leos.

VIRGOS

Since Virgos spend a lot of time planning timetables, paying bills and tidying up one would imagine they really dig organized spring breaks. But no, not at all! They dig reading complicated maps, and road signs. A spring break in Ethiopia’s Addis Ababa would have our Virgos on their toes and in their element. Why? The streets have no names in Addis Ababa. Watch our Virgos using their portable compass, and earthy intuition to get from the hotel to the shopping mall. Keeping the mind occupied is a max spring break destination for Virgos.

LIBRA

Romantic exploration is a prime solution for a classic Libran Spring Break. What could be better than gay Paris, with all those cute, street corner cafes, and culture soaked museums? Libra’s spring break would also include a lot of “French Kissing” on top of the Eiffel Tower. Admiring that Mona Lisa smile would be a high point for this art fanatic. They would end up smiling too, especially over snails and wine for tea, in fact it is very likely their dimples will show. Basically keeping things romantic is a Spring Break “Yes” for the culture loving Libran.

SCORPIO

Scorpios like intensity. What could be more extreme than a guided tour of Romanian castles, including that creepy one in Transylvania? “Bran Castle!” often referred to as “Dracula’s Castle” would certainly hit Scorpio’s “Hot C”. The place is said to have been horrific Vlad III’s favorite hangout. Vlad III, surname “Dracula”, nicknamed “The Impaler”, stimulates Scorpio’s darker curiosities. May be because this “hoodlum to beat all hoodlums” was invested with the “Occult order of the Dragon”; anything to do with the “Occult” and “Dragons” would certainly be a creepy “Yes “for the Scorpio Spring Break.

SAGITTARIUS

Horse rides would do as a Sagittarius Spring Break fine. What could be better than the Andalucía stallion and a gallop across the Spanish Sierra Nevada Mountains or the prime beaches of Los Alamos? Saggys are half steed half man/woman anyway. So once they get off their faithful mounts see them making fools of themselves in a beach disco. Fun and flirty activities with “Spanish Lookers” are a plus for that Saggy Spring Break destination.

CAPRICORN

Capricorns make no “bones” about their obsession with one of the “Seven Wonders of the World – King Ludwig of Bavaria’s Castle” in Germany. Those fairy tale spires are just too much! Caps also dig hanging tapestries, grand hall dining rooms and livery service. A personal spa in their bedroom suite is much appreciated. Clinking champagne glasses to toast in the Spring Equinox with a bunch of highly located friends is such fun! Capricorns are not snobs, they are class. “Spring break Bavarian Castle Destinations” therefore deserve ten out of ten for our class act Cappys.

AQUARIUS

Gypsy caravans could be one of the fun Spring Break suggestions for the “Water Carriers of this world”. Folk Music Festivals would also be recommended, enough that the Aquarius is sharing grog, or broad minded opinions with droves of UFO loving friends. Shamanic lodges, drum festivals and Conspiracy Theory “get-togethers” in Cornwall are also numbers one, two and three on the List of Spring Break Destinations for our avant-garde Aquarian. So what is the Aquarian ultimate destination? A world wide rave!

PISCES

What could be better than a scuba diving holiday for the Pisces? Most Pisces live in the deep currents of the unconscious anyway, so a profound plunge into the Red Sea to have a watery chat with multi colored fish shoals would be “water off a proverbial duck’s back”. Be sure our sensitive Pisces would dive in style, always keen to explore underwater worlds. The Red Sea is said to contain 1000 species of fish, this can only be the ultimate “Piscean Rave!” experience. Ten out of ten for this watery Spring Break destination fest then.

BEST FRIENDS BY SIGN

Friends Astrology

Friends, real friends are few and hard to find. But when we do have the luck to meet up with a good one, they are worth their weight in gold. When the winds howl at our door, and we think we have nowhere to turn a good astro friend will do more than “stand by you” they will be consistently ready to help you find your way home. So how do the astro gang measure up to friendship issues you might ask?

Aries

Aries are scintillating mates who are into starting up ever-new eras within a friendship. If your connection has got into a groove, expect Aries to challenge you by banging heads or getting you mixed up with some brazen new idea like starting up your own internet business outlet together. Whatever happens this is the kind of friendship that will never let you down, unless you wound the Aries mate pride! See them disappear off your radar screen, but waiting for your call. Aries Friendship Advice: You call first!

Taurus

Feeling like death because your lover just walked out on you? You can trust a Taurus to rustle up your favorite macaroni cheese dish, or that perfect trifle just to make you feel like life is worth living again. Help them water the garden, or pick dry leaves off their potted plants in return. These simple actions will be much appreciated by our grounded bulls. You will feel so much better if you take their advice and go on a country walk. Don’t upset them with overwrought displays of need or affection. Taurus Friendship advice: Stand by them!

Gemini
You just love discussing the possibility of multiple universes or the amazing evolution of quantum physics with this twin. You can be sure your Gemini buddy and you will burn the midnight oil when it comes to conversation. You also dig their “joke telling” or “imitating the Queen-type” take off. When you are in one of your down moments expect them to say the wrong thing! On up moments expect to create a blog together. Be ready for them to morph into a “terrible twin” and cut you down to size when you need some brazen input. Gemini friendship advice “let them talk!”

Cancer
(1) Your mum is in hospital and there is nobody to baby sit the kids when you go visit. Ring your Cancer mate and she will meet your children from school. (2) You have just had a phone call from the bank, they have refused your overdraft and you are in financial straits. Your Cancer mate will lend you the money. (3) You are so run down after the flu you cannot even get it together to cook a meal. Expect your Cancer mate to come round and boil up chicken soup. Be careful not to offend their sensitivities with your radical sense of humour however, they might retire into their shell after snapping your head off. Cancer friendship advice: Care for them as they care for you.

Leo

Leos want to be the center of attention. You have a toothache, Leo had an even worse one last week. You have in growing toenails, Leo had such a whopper they nearly had their big toe removed. Leos have a trouble listening, and no trouble talking. However their hearts are big and if you are down on your luck, or out in the cold, caring Leo will pull through with a hot water bottle, or a hug. They will adore you for being their friend, and be more than there in your darkest hour! Leo friendship advice: Be loyal.

Virgo
Call your Virgo if your pipes have burst, or your roof is caving in. They will be over with the DIY kit before you can say “where’s my spanner?” Virgo will also help you tidy up after a move, a flood, or a tornado. If they pick dust off your jacket, fluff of your nose, and your socks off the floor don’t get all offended. Just put it down to their naturally picky nature. Loyal, most of the time, critical some, you will love this stalwart friend. Virgo friendship advice: Be upfront with them!

Libra
Be ready to reason with a Libra. Avoid excessive emotion and speak in a calm voice. If you yell, or throw your weight you could wobble their scales. They could a) put the phone down on you; b) walk out the door. However, they will want to have lovely discussions about life and love with you, and dig fashion to philosophy. They are strong and resistant and if they love you they “will be there” notwithstanding your unbalanced moments. Virgo friendship advice. Don’t shout at them!

Scorpio
Expect your new Scorpio friend to push you through fiery hoops to test your loyalty till all you want to do is scream. They will want to scream too if you talk to another too long at the tennis club, or do not ring when you said you would. Once the testing period is over expect your Scorpio friend to be a friend for life, they could even be sitting next to you on your death bed. Their humanity and loyalty has no bounds. Scorpio friendship advice. Trust no matter what!

Sagittarius
Your Saggy mate will love you to go on a weekend trip to Paris or even pony trekking holiday to Austria. They are a gas at discussing the pros and cons of Hindu philosophy, any philosophy for that matter, and can make you laugh when you are too devastated to get up off the floor. You can meditate together, or even join a laughter yoga class. They will be great when you trip up over the same banana skin. If they are into excess like over eating, over drinking, over talking and over acting out, just grit your teeth, they will get it straight eventually. Saggy friendship advice; be patient.

Capricorn

When your husband has walked out on you, or your superficial girl friends turned their noses up at your pierced naval, no matter how conservative no matter how rigid this goat will stand by you. Cappys are so reliable they could be doubles for your granny’s quilt. If they are into down time, you will have to convince them that the sun is still going to rise tomorrow. They can be so darned pessimistic. Capricorn friendship advice; ask their advice as to how to sort your credit card debt.

Aquarius
These water carriers like lots of friends, and will give their all to each and every one of them. Their all does not necessarily mean meaningful conversations or being there when you are down on your luck, but rather idealistic repartee and meaningful actions when it comes to saving the dolphins. They won’t want you to expect too much, they prefer it if you are independent. They will listen if you have problems, as long as they are socially applicable to this day and age. Aquarian friendship advice. Take them lightly.

Pisces

Pisces will be so sensitive they will comprehend your loneliness; you’re hurt when a relationship breaks up. They have a tendency to read emotions, and be able to say what you think before you think it. But if you get too dependent on them they might swim off into the depths of the oceans, and you could find it hard to get hold of then again. But the Piscean heart is as deep as the sea, and when they come floating back to your shore, they will be present, kind and tolerant. Piscean friendship advice. Learn to expect the unexpected!

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME BY STAR SIGN

Astrology: Animated Movies

We just love animated movies, the cartoons we adored as kids, still hit the spot when we are adults. We cry over them, laugh at them and take our kids to see them, entering another world, a magical place where somehow the responsibilities of adult life dematerialize. But what animated movies would our favourite astro signs tend to go for?

ARIES

You will definitely see hotheaded Rams humming to Disney’s cartoon classic “Fantasia”, especially if Mickey Mouse is the Conductor of the Orchestra. The fact that everything “goes ape” as Mickey Mouse gets into conducting “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” and all those walking brooms multiply and flood the cartoon film set, is of no consequence. Everything works out in the end, just like your classic Aries life. So even though our Aries could find themselves facing a sea of troubles, like Mickey they will know deep down that “Tomorrow is another day!”

TAURUS

Taurus might find that old animated movie about farm animals, cows and bulls included, rebelling against their masters an interesting experience. Taurus tends to identify with hard slog and being taken advantage of. So “Animal Farm” the movie based on George Orwell’s book and analysis of repressed peoples standing up to totalitarian states could hit the proverbial “Bull’s Eye”. At any rate this bull might even manage to remain awake instead of snoring through the after dinner video hire as usual!

GEMINI

Your dual personality Gemini will certainly dig “Beauty and the Beast” which could be an exact description of their psyche. Sometimes as sweet as Beauty, sometimes as stroppy as the Beast, the schizoid Gemini mind will be ready to transform their persona at the drop of the hat, and have friends and relatives reaching for the chamomile tea in the process.

CANCER

This watery sign will adore Disney’s “The Little Mermaid”. How sweet that Ariel mermaid is, as she plays with fishy creatures and chats to King Neptune, even breaking into song now and then. Being a mermaid could be on Cancer’s “Fantasy Wish List!” How amazing it would be to have a fish tail, perhaps even understand a crab’s point of view. “Nothing less than sublime” they could muse.

LEO

Leos are liable to adore Disney’s “The Lion King”, a story all about the noble hero’s quest to find himself, or if you like the little cub who grows up to be the obvious King of the Jungle, and breaks into song at the drop of a hat. None other than Elton John could sing that sound track now could they? Lions excel in presentation, even in animated movies.

VIRGO

Virgo will resonate with “Pinocchio”, another Disney creation. They will certainly identify with Jiminy Cricket the talking grasshopper who gives wise advice that nobody listens to! Jiminy “alla Virgo” likes to lead people gently forwards, but do they or Pinocchio, ever listen? No, of course not! Instead, they end up in some Whale’s stomach. Virgo might even sniffle at Jiminy Crickets rendition of “When You Wish upon a Star!” Virgos are pure hearted folk and like the story of a wooden boy’s transformation into a human being!

LIBRA

Libra could get very soppy about “Bambi”. Libras are logical people, balanced people, people inclined to seek beauty and harmony. But when little Bambi’s mummy gets killed by wicked hunters, and Daddy Stag leads Bambi off into an unsure future, and certain trouble, those Libra scales unstick and you will see this astro sign weeping into their Kleenex. Librans dig good, old fashioned sentiments.

SCORPIO

Scorpios cannot take Disney “banalities”. Something a little more complex, a little darker, a little more intense. Japanese animated movies are more their thing. Therefore Hayao Miyazaki’s epic supernatural animation “Spirited Away” has them glued to their seats. Dreams and dark fantasies are more to a “King of the Underworld’s” taste, as is understanding Dracula’s point of view. Cute singing mermaids get on their nerves!

SAGITARIUS

“Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” will be Saggy’s fave. Why, because Saggy identifies with being framed. He or she is so clumsy they have an inborn inclination to upset apple carts, or walk over newly planted flower beds. Anyway, fingers usually point at them when somebody spills wine on the tablecloth. Saggy laughs about being picked on by friends and relatives who tend to see them as a “Toon lookalike!”

CAPRICORN

Cappy will dig nothing less than “Cinderella”. In short, Classic fairy stories that see do it that the bad guys get their comeuppance, as per the ugly sisters! They like ballroom scenes and pink crinolines too. So classic, so tasteful. They also dig “talking mice” and above all “singing goats”. Capricorns will go for nothing less than a happy ending.

AQUARIUS

Okay, it might be dated but “Yellow Submarine” is your Aquarian’s favourite animated movie, certainly bizarre, enough for our “Water Carrier” to get their hooks into. Anyway, how could anyone not dig those nasty “Blue Meanies” or the cartoon renditions of the “Fab Four” Ringo, John, Paul and George? How could anyone not go for the bizarre concept of a “Sea of Holes?” Those who do not really understand the intricacy of the Aquarian mind might see it as a Sea of Holes indeed?

PISCES

The award winning “Finding Nemo” is our Piscean’s favourite animated movie. Pisces has always had an affinity towards fish, look at their goldfish bowl, note their garden pond. So what could be more fascinating that this cute little fish’s search for identity and his conflictual relationship with his daddy fish? Pisces understands the deeper workings of the soul, even if it is the soul of a fish!

SEXUAL COMPATIBLITY BY SIGN

Astrology: Sexual Compatibility by Star Signs

What is the best sexuality coupling? How tuned in are we in the master bedroom? Sexual attraction is somewhat of a mystery. Suddenly, often without warning, we meet someone who turns us on so hard we sizzle, or we are lost yearning for them. But does our astrological sign make a difference to sexual compatibility? Certainly our sexual soul mates could surprise us! To give you an idea of the best soul mate you could really sizzle with, plus accompanying score, read the following.

ARIES

Can a fire/fire hit the spot for our gutsy Aries? Watch them burn when it comes to hot bedroom trysts with roaring Leo the lion. When that Aries gaze merges with Leo in the hot seat, that is virtually it! You will not see them swinging off chandeliers, but a “mother of all sexual attractions” is a sure outcome. Aries will also dig the Leo after affect which could end in marriage. Aries and their mutual fire sign show a sensual scoring of nine out of ten!

TAURUS

Earthy bull and erotic Scorpio hit such a high note, the word “Kiss” is an understatement. Initial flirtations lead to passionate trysts in the bedroom. Taurus will more than dig those sensual embraces. As that slow Taurus pulse starts speeding up emotional drama could be an issue, as could earth shaking rows but the ultimate “love fest” is for sure. Taurus and Scorpio’s sky rocketing liaison not only results in the steaming up of French windows but a very large family. Nine out of ten.

GEMINI

Schizoid Gemini’s twins will merge into one person at the sight of idealistic Aquarius dressed in their favorite color, sky blue. These two will reach out for the other’s embrace. Sexual shenanigans will include chatting themselves silly in the bedroom where they tend to tickle each other’s toes. Mutual space will be allowed, carefree attitudes also. If they do not play “head trips” in the shower, they might spend their honeymoon with only short breaks for breakfast. These two will always be in the mood for love. Nine out of ten.

CANCER

When this mermaid and her watery soul mate glanced at each other across a crowded swimming pool, mesmerizing nine on the Richter scale sensuality ensued. As the mermaid swam towards her potential merman the intensity escalated into a proverbial hot spring. It will be bubble, bubble, but certainly no toil and trouble, this is a psychic liaison with a preempting of the other’s sensual moves. These two will drown in the depths of watery passion and as they listen to the sound of the sea talk marriage plans.

LEO

The roaring lion will stop all that noise when he sees delicious looking Aries sucking cider through a straw at the party. He knows immediately that this is a type he could play jungle games with. His hot look will initiate a mutual admiration society in the bedroom. The first trysts could be mad passion, alla Karma Sutra with so much sound and fury the neighbours might complain. This type of sensual connection will be mainstream upfront and very noisy. Happy families could result. In this case Love just happened. Nine out of ten.

VIRGO

These two are chalk from cheese but nevertheless they will be great shakes in the sensuality department. Pisces will fascinate Virgo, especially when they float past with that “stare”. Virgo will look for a deeper sense of self in their bed room trysts and Pisces will dig Virgo’s penetrating mind and understand their sexual complexities. The more practical side of their relationship will have to be dealt with on a day to day basis. They will not have to write any “PS I Love Yous” and they will rarely say they are sorry. Nine out of ten.

LIBRA

Our stylish Libra will laugh his head off at the sight of Saggy. This inexplicable sexual attraction could lead to an affair to remember. As their connection grows in intensity Saggy will encourage a trip to Rio de Janeiro where they will have great fun at the carnival. Libra will look super gorgeous in one feather and Saggy will continue to act the clown. Long steamy confabulations will follow.

SCORPIO

Scorpio will understand that Pisces is the only person who really understands them. Not only will it be ardor at first sight, there will be a maxing out when it comes to “sensual shenanigans”. This is super eroticism and intoxicating passion at its best. There will be no broken embraces here, this is one long hug. The Scorpio and Pisces are forever, somewhat like Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester or Cathy and Heathcliff. No compromise just sheer unadulterated passion.

VIRGO

Mr. V will take one look at Taurus and chat enthusiastic “love nothings”. They have the same hopes, almost the same dreams, and once they get into the sexual intimacy department the two will become one. In fact one might say that the delights of the flesh could not get much better than this. If they meet in June they will know what the words “Summer of Love” really meant. For theirs will be a celebration of two souls meeting at last. Nine out of ten.

LIBRA

Libra knows all about Venus, she is their sign’s guiding star. Taurus also goes for Venus intensity and the hottest sex on this planet. When this Air and Earth conjoin, bang! Wham! Forget brief encounter, this is one long love story. In other words, this is no flash dance; it is an all or nothing sizzling romance, with a “forever after” destiny. These two will not need to persuade each other in the bedroom, the will just flow like the winds on the plains, perfectly synchronized air and earth. Nine out of ten.

SCORPIO

The Scorpio knows watery sun signs are his favourite pals in the master bedroom. Moon Cancer Queen and Pluto Scorpio King rule their erotic world like true royalty. Scorpio adores Cancer’s clinging tendencies, it makes them feel necessary. Cancer understands Scorpio silences, which make them feel intrigued. These two cannot take their eyes off each other. They will play the game of love to the hilt, and enjoy every minute. Theirs is a tale of sensual love to recount to future generations. Nine out of ten.

SAGITTARIUS

That hot Latin look will get Saggy burning, until they find out their honey’s phone number from friends, as they could turn shy. Yes, Saggy could turn shy at the sight of Aries’ sexual charisma. Once Saggy gets to know their other half, they will pile on mutual flattery and send choccies and flowers, just like traditional lovers do. The result could be a breathless and “never ending love story”. In fact whey they become two old dears they will look back on their sensual past, smile at their shenanigans and think on the “way they once were!”

CAPRICORN

Nothing like a fellow earth sign to thrill Capricorn to the bone may be because this Taurus will keep Cap warm on cold nights. The Taurus/Cappy coupling is all about earth shattering sex. They could even grow to look alike, and morph into each other’s “twin flame” in the process. Taurus will “get” Capricorn’s odd insecurities out of their system. Cappy will dig Taurean sexual fantasies and as if by magic, Cappy will understand what the phrase “lawless heart” is all about. The end result is a positive nine out of ten.

AQUARIUS

Aquarius thought they were looking for a “sexy friend” to build a time machine with, until they met beautiful Libra floating by in a classic outfit that is. The Libra emanated such style and charm that for the first time in their lives Aquarius decided “to dress to impress”. The result was a sudden shopping spree and a hot connection that had Aquarius accessing the depths of passion and heights of adoration. Theirs became a mad love; the kind of love only two opposites attracting each other can set into motion. The Indios in the Amazon Jungle would not feel the heat as they do. A perfect pair, who could spend the rest of their days walking on air. Nine out of ten.

PISCES

And then it happened, Pisces met Pisces and the sensitive duo made waves in devotional sex, and metaphysical soulfulness. They will even know what the other desires before they desire it. In other words, they will swim in erotic delight; fall so hard for each other, that obsession and possession scenarios could ensue. Yet when the moon is full and they lie in each others’ arms they whisper “you can count on me” Another nine out of ten.

Start your own business by Sign

Astrology: Starting a Business

With the current financial climate, many of us will be only too pleased to have a steady job, and starting our own business could appear a challenging, if not scary endeavor. We might think one has to have a certain chutzpah to lurch into the unknown and begin from scratch perhaps with a creative idea that has been playing on our minds for years. The best advice is to do base line market research, and keep you day job till your life mission takes off. Astro advice on how each sun sign can use their best traits and move forwards with a financially lucrative business activity is listed below.

ARIES

Fiery Aries will “climb every mountain” at the drop of a hat and not suffer vertigo. Our hard headed rams would be well advised to avoid jumping in the deep end. The Spring Equinox is a great time to launch any Aries venture, as is wearing a garnet. This precious stone will enhance Aries’ fiery Martian creativity. Aries need to learn diplomacy when it comes to meeting up with irritating bank managers. Sportswear shops are excellent outlets for the active Aries. However they do need to curb a need to run around tiring themselves out with super enthusiasm, otherwise they will not enjoy playing tennis with newly acquired customers.

TAURUS

Stubborn Taurus will plod on through all the initial phases of creating a business such as what guiding principles to adhere to. Their eye will be on a good deal! Realistic Taurus will be determined to build a solid financial base. Their fixed sign element will make sure they go for conservative outlets, like double glazing or floor tiles. Wearing a Citrine crystal will help stimulate their imaginations, as Taurus can be slightly prosaic. They are not into flash activities like tropical fish, or bungee jumping. They could open their business any time of year, and will appear affable, enthusiastic and well turned out to all their customers.

GEMINI

Once Gemini does away with anxiety, and mind chatter, they will go for the business jugular. Their webs of contacts will enhance show biz or PR activities. They need to avoid talking to everyone about their great idea before it gets off the ground, they could kill the momentum. They do have tendency to rustle up interesting ideas regarding quantum science and other complex secrets of the universe so could decide to return to Uni and do a physics degree. Once they set up their research company they need the help of a good accountant for they are prone to scatter airy energies and lose important documents. First time customers involved could run out the door screaming, Gemini will over sell! Aventurine is a great stone to calm the Gemini down enabling him to people talk with style and avoid general yapping tendencies.

CANCER

Cancer will love their new soft furnishing business. Every item in the show room will be chosen with care. Their customer service will be excellent in fact customers might feel they have come home to mum and not get up from the showroom sofa. Cancer’s Initial plans will be well advised by business people who know their Logos from their color printers. In fact the business should go well, unless this Cancer is going through a wonky moon phase. Kind Cancer will then morph into cranky crab and will snap a customer’s head off, without so much as a “by your leave!” Moon stone is recommended to balance irregular moods, and tone down bad customer service.

LEO

Leo will certainly make sure his new circus gets off the ground. He will have many show biz friends, and know the best acrobats and clowns in town. He will be the perfect ringmaster as long as he has sorted out baseline expenses and has received sound business advice before he tames the lions. A tendency to roar like one when the ticket sales are down could be a problem as could forgetting to brush his mane. He would do well to carry a rose quartz on his person, and meditate on his heart chakra. Calming down and understanding another’s point of view will help. His motto will be, “the show must go on!” The summer solstice is a good time for Leo to get a new business going!

VIRGO

Virgo will want to be sure that output and performance is at high level efficiency. He will have spent at least a year creating his business plan and have a great relationship with the bank manager. He will run his software company with an eagle eye, and make sure that he is surrounded by skilled workers. Shoddy service and down market attitudes will not be tolerated. Letter heads and typing fonts will be well presented and matched. Dark blue business attire, with low cut black shoes are accepted in the work place, sandals, tattoos and white stilettos are not. Virgo is a hard worker so a light green peridot crystal will recharge his batteries. Virgo is ruled by Mercury, the God of Commerce, so the right day for his new business launch will be Wednesday. This is the day Mr. Mercury sets the record straight and demonstrates that really the “Sky is the limit!”

LIBRA

Libra will do well in a business milieu that believes quality beats quantity. Other than aesthetic outlets like beauty parlours, Libra would do well in the diplomatic service. He could start up a new business as a free lance project adviser or ambassador to the United Nations. His aim will be to calm down seething heads of state. This balanced air sign will smile madly as he seeks funding for various charities. Only when he is overworking could he create problems by losing his cool with subsequent chronic indecision. At such times a dangerous international situation could occur and World War III declared, that is why it is advised that Libra carry a Turquoise on his person to clear any negative energy, especially when it comes to new diplomatic ventures.

SCORPIO

Scorpio’s business plan for a Private Detective Agency went down well with his bank manager. He has already invested in unusual and dubious business accounts, and they have brought him great profits. The Scorpio has a nose for human foibles and sharp deals. His intense gaze could have any potential employee misrepresenting their CV squirming in his seat! He can spot a loser at five paces! The only problem is that the Scorpio boss could morph into Attila the Hun when employees refuse to work 15 hour days. Before he opens his outlet he needs to attend a course in business diplomacy. The Jasper Stone on his person will emanate a positive outlook that could be inspiring in the longer term. Scorpios motto might be “leave no stone unturned!”

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius loves the big picture, so opening a travel agency dedicated to adventure holidays would be the perfect outlet for this fiery enthusiast. They will be well advised to make sure they have insurance plans set up, especially when a group of climbing enthusiasts gets lost in the Atlas Mountains. However, leading groups along the Inca trail or sky diving off the Grand Canyon will have our adventurous Saggy in his element. Big dreams are indeed possible if Saggy carries on their person a Fluorite which protects them from perplexed creditors and any lurking Big Foot on excursions into the wild. Rescue Remedy is also recommended if they are leading a particular arduous trip to the South Pole!

CAPRICORN

Any new business venture will go down well for this earthy sign, as long it is not catering or arts orientated. This is a guy who will start his own financial consultancy when the dollar plunges rock bottom, and leaves lesser folk standing. His penchant for the heady heights of upmarket consultancies will have him dealing gold and diamonds without a qualm. Capricorn knows what he is doing, and it is high class and control freak orientated. Waiting too long in the wings to get the business started through over caution could be a problem. Therefore a Carnelian stone will protect our goat from “looking too much before they leap” with its creative and calming energies. High located friends will protect his venture, as well as his tendency to dig his heels in.

AQUARIUS

The Aquarius business venture will probably be creative and slightly off the wall. He could build a tattoo franchise, or a swish new hair extension endeavor. He could also have invented super fast nail clippers and want to sell his patent. He therefore needs business advice when it comes to trademarks, copyrights and pinpointing sensible manufacturing resources. He probably has a string of “best friends” who will help him on his way. Cultural and ideological business outlets like growing mangoes in India will also be considered by this idealistic Water carrier. To avoid stress he needs to carry an aquamarine to protect him against accidents, and misplaced trust.

PISCES

Watery Pisces will really enjoy making decorative aquariums or starting up an art outlet. Another Pisces venture could be of a therapeutic nature to do with psychic classes, or Reiki sessions. Pisces needs a bigger picture, a higher vision to feel they are getting somewhere in life. However, the more practical aspects need to be dealt with by his team of sensible accountants who see the pitfalls in spending too much on decorative logos or product packaging. Getting to grips with reality is not a Piscean tendency. Therefore a grounding stone like Malachite will bring harmony and balance to his business ventures.

Moving on by Sign

Astrology: Relationship Break Ups

Breaking up is not an easy task. Some of us leave another with broken hearts, some of us with relief, but always with memories that haunt us deep within.

Love knows to let go when the time is right yet obviously we tend to remember a true love to the end of our days, and a nasty love for a couple of hours! But how do the astro signs deal with the end of a relationship? Do they forgive and forget, move on, ready to fall all over again, or do they want to get even?

ARIES

If you are an Aries you are passionate and perky in romance, yet dead tragic when it all comes to the end of the affair. Moving on will be sound and thunder, none of this “Never having to say you’re sorry” stuff. You will be seen sobbing loudly or heard ringing friends about how awful your ex was to you. However being an active sign, you will soon rush off to get a facial, and strive to meet the newest belle or dude in the gym or down the golf club. Aries moving on is not too difficult if you get active. In time your ex will be a friend to invite to your engagement party. A dignified goodbye phrase could be as in “Gone with the Wind” such as,”Tomorrow is another day!”

TAURUS

A Taurean “moving on” is more like a “hang on”, similar to that genius Linus of Peanuts fame, in other words terrified of letting go of the emotional security blanket. You will not really understand why the lover got bored with sensible routine. Got tired of going to the same restaurant, and spending happy evenings watching TV. Taureans like structure and stability and “the end of an affair” is a devastating experience. You could be seen regressing with a thumb in your mouth. Eating a lot of chips could also be the outcome. A moving on Taurus is an overweight Taurus. Perhaps Taurus needs to learn that sometimes you have to let go to see if there was not anything really worth holding on to!

GEMINI

Messrs Gemini moving on situation will be like arguing in front of their own reflection with phrases like “this is not the end; this is not even the beginning of the end. It is instead, the end of the beginning” If you are Gemini you will tend to be very complex. Emotionally fraught scenes are a no no, they will generally be more of the schizoid ilk and uphill all the way. The Gemini will be inclined to still be arguing as their sweetie walks out the door. It will take your Gemini heart some time to heal that emotional wound, but once you do you will be arguing with a new love by your side in a jiffy. Gemini’s are ambidextrous and will write their goodbye notes with both hands. You know, twin number one and twin number two self, expression type of thing! That old phrase “why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye,” could play over and over again in a Gemini’s over thinking mind.

CANCER

If you are a Cancer in love “it will be forever, or I’ll never fall in love!” as per Nat King Cole’s torch song. When the relationship breaks up you will dig a hole in the ground, preferably sandy ground, and do your best crab imitation. The result is that it is unlikely you will be seen around for quite a while. Once you emerge you will play the favorite love song, and start looking at all the photographs of your past liaison obviously feeling a lot worse as a result. Cancers and crabs cling, it will take them a while to understand that the hardest thing to do is lose something they never had. Crabs take ages to mourn too, and spend hours on the phone to their mums, knowing that really they are the only one ever understood them.

LEO

Since Leo believes that their lover is the best, the most beautiful, attractive and handsome at the high point of their relationship, they will morph into a Mafia boss or Saddam Hussein at the lowest point, hence the ex can only expect embarrassing scenes. When it is time to move on, Leo will sulk, roar, tear at their mane and stamp, especially if the honey is leaving them! Wounded pride devastates the Leo who will tell simply everyone how horrible the ex was, and how they cleaned out their heart and their bank balance! Generous Leo screeches their way into libelous Leo at the drop of a paw. Anyone who says to the big cat “Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened!” will get short shrift.

VIRGO

Virgos will go into primeval angst when they, or their sweetie, walk out the door. They will analyze over and over why, when and where. The sad fact is honey squeezed the toothpaste from the middle of the tube, and left hairs in the sink? Such habits would drive any fussing virgin to the brink of despair. Anyway, logic has been banging on Virgo’s door reminding them that this love was the wrong love; it had been for some time. They once let their Vulcan hearts burn with a passion for this honey. Now that the affair is over the earthy heart will take a long time to heal. They will still ask themselves, where is the good in goodbye! The Virgo is strong and true, and it is hard for them to say goodbye, but when one must, one must.

LIBRA

If you are a Libra know yours is the sign of love, and Venus tickles your timbers. When love fails, you could retire to a beautifully furnished bedroom to sob in silence. Nothing exhibitionist and loud, privacy in times of personal grief is essential. You will avoid all the places you used to go, the restaurants, the cafes, the dry cleaners the pubs, the divorce lawyers. Even if you can tell by your tears you remember all the good times, you will prefer not to talk about the deep traumatic emotions that are breaking your heart. The fact is to the Libra the “song is ended but the melody lingers on!” could be a signature tune.

SCORPIO

If you are a Scorpio deciding to break up you will go deep into the underworld world and discuss your romantic future with the dreaded God Pluto, in other words it will not be a bunch of laughs. You gave your all, you did it all, the intensity, the passion, the madness, and now that it is over you feel as devastated as a hedgehog without quills. Perhaps not, but sort of. When it is over there is nobody to play mind, love and sexy games with, and it can be lonely. Like Emily Dickenson you will think “Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need to know of hell!” But if your lover left you, you will sit on the edge of the bank, and watch the river carry their corpse to the sea!” Othello was a Scorpio, or was he?

SAGITTARIUS

If you are a Saggy you will have moved on from your lover because you cannot bear to be shut in and shut down. Their constant need for “emotional clarity” and that “necessary talk about our future together” got to you in the end. You have planned a trip to Tibet, and nobody is going to stop you, not even your pets! You feel a sense of freedom, even if deep down you know you will probably seek your soul mate forever. It is time to let go, even though there is no place to go. So you dry your tears and gallop off into the distance undismayed by this goodbye, you are a philosophical type of being.

CAPRICORN

Your break up could have been long and arduous. Saying goodbye has taken a while. You tried to write a letter, but it read like a business proposition. You sent them a goodbye card, in copper plate handwriting, but the result was that they screamed down the phone calling you “anally retentive”. You put your bed socks on because you felt chillier and chillier deep within. You felt desperate even, as it is so hard to express yourself and tell someone that you no longer want them in your life. You made so much effort to introduce them to your upper crust family so once they had gone, you wrote a list of things to do, and then sobbed in your study. Capricorn is cautious and earth bound yes, but on occasions somewhat crazy especially when love hurts.

AQUARIUS

You clicked your “painted and purple nailed fingers” and your honey came running, in love with your eccentric persona and weird romantic enthusiasms, like sending them a pet rat for their birthday, or regaling them with your latest invention, a mini, portable clothe horse for Christmas. But when it all ended, your honey stamped their foot and screamed “nutter” with passionate frustration. You both decided that it was best to be over. You cannot stand scenes, and overly expressive modules of behavior. You like reason, and if you can’t reason you can’t love, so you moved on with a “you are the weakest link – goodbye” It was far, far better that way.

PISCES

If you are a Pisces you are a wise and knowing, yet still a romantic break up will have you melting into the proverbial “river of tears!” In other words you will literally spout water out of eyes and nose “alla Trevi Fountain”. The sobs are deep, and from the heart. You read over old love poems, remembered everything they said and did, but you knew deep down that your ex was not your true soul mate, and this comforted your tender yet broken heart. You also knew that you could stare at your aquarium and blow kisses at fishy creatures as they calmed you down. Even though a goodbye is painful if you are never going to say hello again, somehow your watery soul accepted the tragic depths of loss, and you swam on. Like Snoopy you thought “I hate goodbyes, I know what I need, I need more Hellos!”

PROPOSALS BY SIGN

Astrology: Marriage Proposals

What a wonderful romantic moment it can be when your boyfriend asks you, the love of your life, to be his wife. What a high! You don’t want it scotch it though, and answer a brazen no, so arranging just the right atmosphere will be his best bet.

Using the correct phrasing will also add to the proposal situation. So if you really dig “the tomb of love” wait for that great marriage proposal to move your soul!

ARIES

Aries will want to go the whole hog, and propose in the middle of a camping expedition, or a tennis championship. They like an active type of life, so they will dig an active type of proposal. The Aries tends to say it how it is without flowering appendices, beating of chests or tears in the eyes. His question will be a simple “will you marry me?”, and you will be expected to tick, yes or no! Expect a church wedding with you as a beautiful bride and him doing an imitation of Hugh Grant just to please you.On the other hand he might arrange a snorkeling weekend and propose to you 20 meters under the sea, as we said, Aries like action.

TAURUS

Taureans are into basics, so expect the down on your knee spiel with some flowery phrase like “will you keep me in your heart forever?” If you do not understand what he means, ask him to repeat the question again, with a “will you be my wife” to which you can yes or no. If you are willing to be a stay at home mum and learn cordon bleu cookery say yes, otherwise run in the other direction fast. Expect do discuss a honeymoon in Tuscany.

GEMINI

Gemini will not be into mainstream proposing. You could get some strange person knocking on your door dressed in tiny, fur trunks with a message carved on a stone saying “Me Tarzan you Jane?” or some such original take. Gemini’s like to play with words, so you will definitely not get a straight “marry me”, or see him “doing the bended knee bit”. You will probably say yes, cos you like to have fun arguing and will agree that reading Emily Dickenson to each other on your honeymoon is very romantic. Gemini’s are verbally expressive, and mentally creative. Expect an intellectual honeymoon sightseeing in St Petersburg, Russia.

CANCER

If you see your boyfriend retiring to the snooker room with your dad down the pub, know some hanky panky marriage proposal thingy is going on. It is likely this watery boyfriend will ask want to discuss your future together with Pater because his mum adores you. It is no use stomping out of the pub in a huff, this is the way your future husband is made, mainstream and traditional. Expect him however to give you the real ring in a private and very romantic moment or setting. And be bowled over by its rock solid value and his never to be forgotten words of “let’s dance together at our wedding”. Cancers are sensitive and like stability and good jewelry.

LEO

Your Leo will probably take you on a cruise to propose, and as you are kissing in the pool slip the engagement ring between your teeth. Leo’s like unusual romantic situations to prove their love and devotion. Sitting in front of a castle fire place, for example, or holding hands whilst sky diving are other “larger than life” Leo marriage proposal scenarios. Expect the unexpected. And be prepared to rock the night away if you say yes. Do not be surprised if he suggests a honeymoon on a south sea island. Expect to read some of his poetic and romantic love declarations on parchment paper on your sensual wedding night. Leos like to make an impression.

VIRGO

If your Virgo decides to say to you “please do me the honour of being my wife!” he will probably have insisted you take a day off work, and have organized a five star weekend in a spa. Be happy, unless of course it is leap year and it is you that is doing the proposing. It took Virgo a very long time to get to this point. Your courting has been going on for years, and his self expression was limited to passionate trysts in the bedroom. So accept his verbal dexterity with a smile. He is an earthy being and will give you his all. Honeymoons in Italy are preferred.

LIBRA

Expect nothing less than a romantic moon lit restaurant proposal with a bunch of red roses, and a Gypsy band booked by your super romantic, Libra boyfriend, playing in the background. Venus will encourage Libra to balance his words and express them poetically. For example “you are the love of my life and my infinite future!” or “you are my soul mate, and without you I am nothing”, etc etc Say yes before this lovely Venus style guy gets away, realise his handsome looks and dimpled smile will be the envy of your family, friends and above all your mum.

SCORPIO

Expect your Scorpio proposal to emerge into the midst of passionate love making. Scorpio might just burst forth with some phrase like “let’s do it” that you probably will not understand. You will only cotton on when the tears well up in the eyes, and you get that their ”let’s do it” does not refer to chandelier swinging in a bout of kinky sex, but rather a need to unite his profound and deep soul with yours. Expect a heart shaped diamond and a romantic Shakespearean sonnet from Othello to be read out aloud to you.

SAGITTARIUS

Your fire sign Saggy guy might ask you to marry him as you are cleaning out the horse manure, or you are swinging on the end of his rope in your attempt to climb Everest. You are soul mates who love fun and frolics of the sporty variety. Say yes if you love him, this is a guy you will indeed swing with to the end of your days. Sags can be are clumsy, messy and over the top, but they are great philosophers and you could spend your senior years wandering the world like Sadhus. Expect a horse riding or hot air balloon honeymoon suggestion.

CAPRICORN

A Cappy proposal could be in the form of a typed message from his secretary, while your earthy type is away on a business trip. He will be serious indeed though, he does not mean to be impersonal he just needs to organize the least emotionally intense proposal. He would hate to see you burst into tears after your 15 year engagement. So say yes, and accept his odd ways as a sign of deep commitment to your future together in whatever form it comes. When he returns from his business trip he will take you to a fancy hotel, and hide a box of choccies under your pillow. Cappy’s are conservative.

AQUARIUS

Your revolutionary Aquarius will probably ask you to marry him over peanuts in the pub, or get into something eccentric, like plaiting your hair and placing daisies in it. He could want to paint your portrait in the nude too. Whatever he does when he asks you to marry him, it will not be mainstream. Words like “let’s tie the knot!” are not his thing at all. More like “Hey old girl want to get spliced?” He loves you oddly, but when an Aquarius falls see him spring on his toes for his lady time after time! On the other hand, he might attempt to disguise his proposal as an anagram and insist you work it out. He will say you are daft if you don’t! Aquarians are intellectually demanding. Expect him to suggest a honeymoon in Bulgaria.

PISCES

Your Pisces boyfriend will probably invite you down to the local aquarium, and as you stand in front of the killer sharks he will tell you that on your last holiday, a scuba diving trip to the Red Sea, he realized that you were the woman of his life. He will then present you with an unusual antique ring, and a poem that moves your soul. Pisces are illumined beings, and he knows you have travelled through your many lives together already. Even if in those past lives you never once tied the perhaps now is the time. Pisces are incurable romantics. Expect a candlelit dinner if you say yes.

BAD HORROR MOVIES BY SIGN

Astrology: Bad Movies for Star Signs

Many of us enjoy being scared to “Kingdom Come.” We hire a horror video and hide behind the sofa when the hero gets torn limb from limb by a crazy loon wielding a meat cleaver. From indifferent to just plain terrified, the repertoire of human emotions is stimulated by the horror movie that we love to hate. Some scream flicks might be deemed lousy simply because they rub up against our own worst fears, or just so silly we laugh hysterically.

So let us examine how each sun sign works their way through the blood and guts celluloid scenario?

ARIES

The mediocre horror movie to end all mediocre horror movies as far as control freak Aries the ram is concerned could be “The Return of the Living Dead”. A mass of totally gormless zombies rising from their graves and going about life in a very messy manner will have our Aries out of their seat, and running three times around the block. Ten out of ten for bad taste. This is a stinker of an Aries scary movie.

TAURUS

Comfort loving Taurus simply loathes the sight of low life maniacs cutting up people for hamburgers as per the disgusting “The Corpse Grinders!” That less than thrilling epistle will have our peeved Taurus rushing to the fridge and digging into the ice cream cake just to calm down! Solution? Either they will turn the sound down or put on a couple pounds. Bad taste points for this ghastly celluloid catastrophe, nine out of ten.

GEMINI

Gemini’s enjoy stimulating their minds, surfing the web or watching DVDs as part of that process. But see our Gemini falling off the edge of his sofa at the very thought of a few sordid VHS images “doing him in” as per “The Ring”. The Gemini mind intellectualizes and ruminates, mini nervous breakdowns could follow. Disturbance value on this Gemini stinker of a horror movie warrants a resounding ten out of ten.

CANCER

Home loving Cancers do not dig horror movies. They are far too vulgar for the sensitive water sign soul. Cancers are essentially crab like in nature, they hide in their shells when stressed, and boy oh boy do they love the ocean! So the worst horror movie in their book is definitely “It Came From Beneath the Sea”. Seeing only ten minutes of this celluloid disaster, will have our crabbies running backwards down the beach before you can say “here’s your cuddly toy!” Bad taste Cancer score for this ultimate stinker? A resounding ten out of ten.

LEO

Leos likes to identify with their sun sign, the lovely Lion. They admire the feline, and tend to look like cats themselves with that thick head of hair and sinuous walk. The ultimate Leo horror movie stinker would definitely be “Ghost and the Darkness” or “Lions” about noble beasts on a blood and guts rampage, even if it stars Michael Douglas. Leos would be down the pub, before you could say “Where’s your pussy cat?” This absurd feline horror epic takes a resounding ten out of ten for wildlife ineptitude.

VIRGO

Virgos pre-plan and write lists. In other words they tend to get “into their heads”. Stinker horror movies like the “Screaming Skull” could have them more than screaming it could instigate the ultimate in nightmares. Somewhere deep in the Virgo unconscious they realize they over think, over analyze and over criticize. As they switch off the DVD player in a fit of outraged pique, there could lurk one small, scary question, will their skulls start screaming too? So ten out of ten Virgo points for this film’s bad taste and upsetting content! Ahhhhh!

LIBRA

Librans like beauty and balance, harmony, parties and fashion shows. They are less inclined to watch horror movies than most. But that “Carrie – or the Look of Satan!” epic will see them absolutely outraged at all that pig’s blood messing up Carrie’s perfectly nice party frock on prom night. Libran points for this scary movie’s lack of fashion flair and good manners would be a “disgusted” ten out of ten.

SCORPIO

Scorpio ladies are not scared by horror films, they are scared by mediocrity. Vampires and ghouls are like “water off a ducks back” since Scorpios tend to holiday in Transylvania. A film that would have them reaching for the crème to menthe however is “Stepford Wives” starring Nicole Kidman. Seemingly mainstream housewives acting like computerized, empty headed zombies controlled by their husbands would have your average Scorpio thinking twice before tying the knot. Scorpio scoring for this turgid domestic horror, a disappointing eight out of ten!

SAGITTARIUS

The Saggy folk love their pets, especially their faithful yet dribbling “man’s best friend!” Therefore, the “mother of all horror stinkers” as far as Saggy is concerned is definitely “Cujo” about an out of control Saint Bernard attacking its master and their child. The outraged Saggy might even demonstrate outside the video hire store with a “Free Cujo” placard around their neck. Using a beloved family pet in a horror movie is beyond the joke for our fun friend! Ten out of ten for this unkind stinker.

CAPRICORN

Cappys like life to be predictable. Everything in its place all neat and tidy. They might not be as fond of animals as Saggy, but the “tweety tweet tweet” of meadow larks on the country estate makes them feel all is right with the world. Therefore Cappys most abysmal horror movie is Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”. The thought that feathery friends could dive bomb their eye sockets on a tranquil walk in the rose garden would make the Cappy tea pot shake in their hand as they offer the cucumber sandwiches. Cappys abysmal taste score is ten out of ten for The Birds.

AQUARIUS

Aquarians like to think that humanity is in process of evolution, that the young folks are the future. This Water Carrier’s playful ways make them frequently child-like themselves! So that horror movie stinker “The Children of the Damned” would get Aquarians perturbed, annoyed, and liable to complain to the distributors. They would not even bother to vote.

PISCES

Pisces are imaginative folk that swim around the depths of the subconscious mind with flair. They like their odd dreams and visions, and above all they like fish. So “Jaws” would be the ultimate in bad taste as far as Pisces are concerned. When will people understand that sharks are just fish with bad press? They will tell you that more people are killed by car accidents than Big Whites every year. Pisces could tend to overact, however, and throw this horror video out with the trash. Scoring points shows a miserable ten of ten for “sea creature prejudice”.

Making up with your lover by sign

Relationships Astrology

Making up with your lover can be traumatic, especially if hurt feelings abound. The real trick to “making up” as opposed to “breaking up” is by admitting you are wrong, even if you are right. Idealized concepts as per that old movie classic “Love Story” never helped anyone.

It is no use believing that “If you love someone you never have to say you are sorry!” because you do, and often, if you want your relationship to last. So be realistic, and beat that old monster “pride”. Don’t delay, start apologizing to your favourite sun sign today,

ARIES

Aries originate from that “Fiery Ram” gene pool, and do not dig having their noses put out of joint. So you told them they were pompous, you said you could not take one more day of fanatic exercise regimes, or see them stomping around the house in leg warmers. So you borrowed their exercise machine and broke it! So what gives? What gives is an apology. How do you apologize? A bunch of flowers, a bended knee job, a new CD player? It might have to be more of a “forget any last vestiges of pride” job when it comes to an Aries. If you are apologizing with an email, make sure you copy it to their friends! Rams like to forgive, but they like their friends to know about it!

TAURUS

Your stubborn bull of an earth sign will dig his heels in so hard; they will sink into the core of mother earth. Even if he was wrong, wrong, and wrong again, there is absolutely no way that your Taurus will admit it. You will just have to get your wounded self together, and admit that you made a mistake. If you come around with a box of chocolates, or cook him a great curry, he will feel more secure and thus be inclined to “make up” rather than “break up”. Expect the ensuing peace to be consumed with passionate and earth moving intimacy as you promise you will never use his credit card again!

GEMINI

Gemini’s like people who are “quick off the mark”. So if your lover is sulking because you spilled your liquid foundation over his favorite iPod, make sure you send him one of those amusing “I am sorry” cards, or come around to his house dressed up as Charlie Chaplin. Gemini’s love funny people or at least those who make some attempt to be. If you had a “one night stand” with his best friend however, see dual personality Gemini morph into Hulk and rampage around the neighborhood! In any event, do not wait, make sure he gets a communication before his resentment turns “green” and grows into a ten foot scary, yelling man!

CANCER

If you hurt your sensitive water sign Cancer the crab lover, whether you are a boy or girlfriend bake a cake and send it around their place by courier. You could also attempt to darn their socks, fix their CD player, or clean out their mop cupboard. On-bended-knees type ploys for forgiveness will make no impression at all. Cancers prefer realistic actions. The best option is to book a swish hotel by the ocean. Crabs love water, and therefore this sort of kindness will soothe their hurt feelings, bring them out of their shell, and prevent them from scuttling down the beach backwards!

LEO

Fiery Leo the Lions, definitely dig that old “on-bended-knees-type” ploy. They also dig gifts like diamond ear studs, or a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, with matching handbag of course. Male Leos dig total subjugation to their greater intelligence, with demonstrations of tearful apologies, and “how could I have been such a fool?” type statements. They will forgive fairly rapidly though, in about two hours, if you have committed a minor offence. Flirting with their friends will result in a series of roars, and a twisted mane. Better to wring your hands publicly or write a ten page letter about how wrong you were in that case. You could beat your chest too… Leos like drama!

VIRGO

If you want to make up with your steely hearted Virgo lover, please do not sob all over their furnishings, mess up their bathroom with Kleenex, or make a scene at their front door! Best to present yourself dressed as if you were just about to go to the office, you know neat hair, slick suit, polished shoes, with a copperplate written apology in your trembling hand, making points a) b) and c) about how right they are. To really endear them, you could also give them the telephone number of a trustworthy accountant, or invite them around to your newly decorated minimally furnished flat, with nothing lying around. Virgos like order. Again, do not kick up a scene. Any hand wringing and sweatiness will have them out the door before you can say “where’s the soap?!”

LIBRA

If you have hurt your very beautiful and airy Libran lover, make sure that you listen to their complaints without chipping in with emotional feedback. Be willing to discuss bottom line issues as to why you got to this point, preferably with them doing most of the talking. A Libran will try to see your point of view, unless you have made an exhibition of yourself in a public place. When you meet make sure you tell your Libra how much weight they have lost, and button up your lip as they lecture you on why your bad behavior was due to some deep psychological flaw. If you love them you will smile and nod, and perhaps let a tear roll down your cheek!

SCORPIO

If you have hurt your deeply unfathomable Scorpio lover, get the gypsy band to play the mandolin rendition of “Always on My Mind!” under their balcony! Scorpio’s need something “meaty” when it comes to apologies. Luke warm, “Sorries” will not appeal to them at all. You could also howl “Mea Culpa” in the local piazza, bistro or job center. When a Scorpio is mad a Scorpio is mad, and you could lose them if you are not willing to do all of the above, and more, for at least a couple of weeks. If you have sexually betrayed them, and don’t want the hired assassin to knock on your door, pack your suitcases and get out of town as soon as humanly possible!

SAGITTARIUS

If you have offended your lovely Saggy lover, be sure that you gift them a cuddly toy, or a real pet, like “Terry the Tarantula”. Saggys love all wild life. You could also offer them some free rides on a horse, or take them to the zoo! Throw a surprise party, making sure all their best friends are there as you raise your glass to say how sorry you are. Saggys are social animals, and they will be yours forever if you are big hearted enough to put your pride on the line in front of their friends! If you tell them you have paid for a pioneering expedition to the Arctic Circle to watch the polar bears and trek the glaciers, you can be sure they will be yours forever!

CAPRICORN

If you have got your earthy Cappy’s lovers nose out of joint, you could send them a handwritten note preferably in Italic Parker Pen on gold edged paper. You could also ask them for tea and cucumber sandwiches, make sure you are well dressed, like in head to foot Burberry. Offer them your list of things to do when it comes to behaving yourself over the next six months. Claiming that you have opened a savings account will appeal to them. But make sure you show them legal backup, Cappys love plans written out and statements proved. If you have betrayed them with another, expect a long, cold silence that could last from three to ten years, and a complete dismissal from their presence with a wave of a “Queenly” hand.

AQUARIUS

Your airy Aquarian will be only too pleased to “discuss” your shortcomings over a cup of Grog or even herb team with Indian music playing softly in the background. Let them point out how the social “emptiness” of human interactions in today’s world have affected you, and then nod madly in agreement. If you come up with an entertaining argument as to why you borrowed their moped and smashed it against a wall accidentally they might even laugh. But be prepared for them to ask you for a new one, Aquarius folks like justice and equality. If you then tell them that yes, you will help them build that a yak shelter in the upper Himalayas this spring, you will be “in” again.

PISCES

If you have hurt a sensitive water sign Pisces by throwing mud into their garden pond, insulted their sensitivity by playing loud Rock music while they are napping, or overdid the jealous “freak outs” in local fish restaurants, expect their distant gaze to morph into a gaze into the distance, as they walk out the door with their aquarium under their arm. The only way you can get them back on your side is by romantic wooing. Start from scratch. Send them dried seaweed, a new fish for their aquarium, or you could take them to the Red Sea Coral Reef for a stint of skin diving! You are better of being romantic and tender. So lower your voice, and read out your love poem with decorum. In time they will be staring at you just as they stare at their aquarium all over again!

Long Distance Relationship by Sign

Astrology: Long Distance Love

You met a dream girl on your hols, she looked so cute in her beach attire. Only problem she lives in Oz and you live in East Cheam.

You met this guy on an internet dating site. The vibe was hot steam coming out of your ears. He lives in Burkina Faso and you live in Tottenham.

Some say “absence makes the heart grow fonder”, others say “pull the other one!” Even though we have come far, and those mule delivery services and 18th century copper plate hand written letters are long forgotten, Skype “fish bowl” acoustics still cannot ease a yearning heart.

You are a passionate Aries, swept off your feet by a long distance honey that inspires love poems. You dream of them every night, in fact you have morphed from fiery into sensitive, tactless into tactful. You do not have time to do anything other than plan that trip back to Burkina Faso ASAP. An Aires life is action packed. They will refuse to languish on Skype. It is just not their style.

The earthy Parisian Taurus met a Californian dude in a San Francisco Cheese shop. When the Yank passionately kissed “Cherie” au revoir on the “Golden Bridge” they promised they would email. Yet once back in “Gay Paris”, the Taurus amour rethinks long distance love, and being a realistic Monsieur or Mademoiselle they like something they can “grab hold of in a thunderstorm”. Therefore local French kissing is preferred.

You are a chatty Gemini, attracted to the multifarious moods of that “tall and tanned and young and lovely girl from Ipanema”. How exciting it is to have a Brazilian long distance love, even though you have a local love, and maybe even a town and country love too. You miss that wild sexual attraction, so you send “Ipanema” a postcard to remember you by now and then.

Cancers are super sensitive, emotional and pragmatic moon children; they do not get carried away by foreign beauties, unless they drive a decent vehicle. You met such a gorgeous Chinese bloke on the Yongding River though, trouble is you don’t dig spoken Chinese, even though you did cry your “goodbyes” in Mandarin at Beijing airport. Long distance loves are not really for you. Cancers are realistic even though they will never forget that romantic kiss on the Great Wall!

You are a passionate Leo, the centre of your world lies within! That bright burning soul of yours is a soul that digs a good love story. Everyone knows you met the perfect Peruvian on holiday. You have been yelling, sobbing and weeping about the difficulties of your “star crossed love” day in day out. People run and hide when they see you coming. Your mane all in a shambles weeping how the road to true love never runs smooth you are exhibitionist Leo the very best at kicking up fusses about long distance “amour!”

Virgos are modest, they never let rip about their conquests, even though recently it was a Hollywood film star. Like Hugh Grant in Notting Hill, the classic Virgo will stutter, run their fingers through their hair and shift from foot to foot, in a desperate attempt to look cool when faced with that Julia Roberts lookalike. Our handsome Virgo will try to be practical, about the long distance aspects of the liaison however. So even if she lives in Hollywood, and he lives in Notting Hill, he will still wait for her call, as he shakes his fringe from his forehead, mops up his tears and kisses his long goodbye.

The classic Libran gal will wonder if her latest conquest, the Jamaican dude met on that sunny isle seven days ago, feels the same as she does. After much indecision and “pondering”, on the eight day she asks Mr. Handsome if he would share her ice cream! Still deep in thought, our Libran also wonders whether their two day long distance romance will continue on the phone, via Skype, or mobile? One has to make a decision what communication medium to use at some stage. It is very perplexing!

Scorpio boiled like a volcanic spa when he bumped into his soul mate on that Red Sea Scuba Diving Holiday. No matter how cool our Scorpio tried to remain when his honey reached out for him in that underwater cave, it was hard, darned hard! Once back on earth they could not control their overwhelming passion, and long nights of sensual intensity would never be forgotten. So even if he pretends not to be in when she calls, he is still the most complex long distance lover.

Saggys are poster children for long distance relationships. Since they travel a lot they will have had many. Self control will never stop a Saggy passion emerging at the Coliseum, the Taj Mahal, and Jerusalem, under the Northern Lights or in the Great Pyramid of Giza! They have got long distance communication down to a fine art. Credit card bills cite Interflora, international shipping firms and long distance phone bills are cited on a daily basis. Saggys will get the romantic delivery just right, even if their honey pies are ETs visiting earth on an Ashtar Command mission.

Capricorns adore equilibrium, stability, symmetry and good sense. If they cannot control a situation you will not see them for dust. But they did dig the dude they met on the Internet dating site for sure. He has a good CV and swears he is financially solvent. Our Capricorn will start rearranging the décor for the new date’s visit. Most Capricorns will not consider long distance relationships, so if he lives in Manchester and his other half lives in Leeds someone will have to move!

Aquarians were thinking universal peace, on the Rainbow Warrior weekend. They met her in person. She had purple hair, ten rings through her nose, a couple of body piercing in private places, and a diamond implant in her front tooth. What a honey! The two of them are planning a long distance trip to the Amazon. Love relationships mean long distance ideologies to the average Water Carrier, they just cannot wait to live “cheek to jowl” with the Amazonian Indios together. Him and his honey are already living in a tent. So inevitably they stuffed long distance romances!

Your Piscean dude is sighing his heart out ever since he met that soul mate, a gorgeous artist “dressed to kill” in Cannes. The two of them agreed the only option was to flee the brutality of everyday life and live on a desert island. As they dive hand in hand through the toxic Med waves, your Piscean knows he will have more than a lot to dream about for the next six months, especially when the “hard rain starts to fall” on his Peckham bedsit window. Sigh, Sigh indeed! But it has to be said notwithstanding the sighing, fishy dreaming is fun!

Father / Son Relationships by Sign

“Any man can be a father it takes someone special to be a dad” states an unknown writer, but certainly a significant one! As the heavenly firmament teaches us about the more intricate areas of the human soul through the wonders of astrology, can we also assess how a father would relate to his son simply by accessing his sun sign? Certainly we could reveal some of those Water, Air, Fire and Earth sign fathering “styles”. Some of which could be a tad surprising.

ARIES

See the Aries father and son “dressed to kill” in their sports gear, striding out the house on their way to some military style excursion, or sporty event. The Aries dad will teach his son to kick that ball around the block. Competitive sports are much on the Aries dad’s agenda. His son will need to be a winner, and understand that one has to be resilient to life’s challenges. He will leave mum to mop up any “bad loser” tears. Aries Dad has to learn to respect his son’s individuality and not continually preach on about “climbing the highest mountain and forging the stream”. No use pushing a boy into playing basket if he wants to weave them now is there!

TAURUS

“I have worked all my life to make sure my family has everything they need!” Would be Taurus dad’s key “tirade phrase” at the wayward son who has just smashed up the family saloon. Taurus dad’s wants his boy to take responsibility, to obey rules to come home on time. To have a bit of respect in other words. Taurus dad could unwittingly encourage his son to become “A Rebel without a Cause!” and not understand his son’s deeper emotional issues in that process. This could cause long term rifts. But in the end Taurus dad will reach out, he loves those he protects with all his heart and soul.

GEMINI

Gemini dad will want his son to know his two times table at two, and expound on the Pythagorean theory at five. In other words, Gemini daddy prefers a child genius as a son, if possible. Gemini dad might give the boy a prod if he is an introvert, and will insist that he overcomes his shyness by selling raffle tickets or joining the boy scouts. Gemini dad will be great at helping out with his son’s homework; “Twins” know their facts backwards. But Gemini dads could turn into Mafia bosses when son does not learn to stop squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube! The fact is if Sonny Jim wants to win over dad in any argument at all, either he will have to be another Gemini or a Scorpio pouring watery scorn on Gemini dad’s yapping.

CANCER

Cancer dad will teach his son to excel at “do it yourself” home improvements. You know put up shelves and paint bedroom walls at the very least. He will also do his best to educate his son with cultural input and outings to museums and historical places of interest. Cancer dads are prone to nurture their children, and school bullies will not be tolerated, especially if Sonny Jim comes home with tears in his eyes. Cancer dad is willing to sacrifice his own goals to fulfil his son’s! He does not mind making a fool of himself to make a point to Sonny Jim’s enraged teachers, and any other individual who cannot see his boy is a treasure, and brings joy to the heart and soul! Cancer dads are prejudiced.

LEO

Leo Dad will be the life and soul of the party. But nothing could be worse for a Leo dad than to see his boy standing on the sidelines, having trouble being popular. Leo’s son will have his work cut out keeping up with dads mythical generosity, good looks and stunning style. To inspire their boys, Leo dads will spend more time with them, perhaps with fun and games, when Leo dad is not overworking that is. Leo like to give the best of the best, but that does not always mean their full on paternal attention. Leo sons will need to learn to keep up to the plate when Leo dad is around but will certainly be able to deal with Leo Dad’s fiery furies because they only last three to 30 minutes.

VIRGO

Virgo dads are inclined to fuss. Did the boy wear their galoshes when they want out to dig down the back garden? Have they done their homework? When son is misbehaving Virgo dads go for the “heart to heart” in the study, waving bad reports in Sonny Jim’s face and banging their fist on desks for show. These types of talks usually “burn the midnight oil”, with Sonny Jim asleep in the armchair as dad goes “on and on”. Virgo dads want their boys to understand the true meaning of precision and accuracy when they undertake even the simplest of tasks. Virgo dads are kind though, and will literally go to the moon if Sonny Jim is ill, or in need.

LIBRA

Libra dad could have a tendency to weigh “pros and cons”, like, should we send Sonny Jim to the private or public school? Should we get him the motor scooter or the motor bike, etc? Libran dads like the boy to understand that good manners are imperative if you wish to contribute to any social situation. Libran dad will definitely expect the boy to get what they want in life but with respect, rather than by threatening others. Libran Dad could sometimes appear distant as if lost in thought, but they are simply thinking “two alternatives”. They will come through when the “going gets tough for they are an epitome of “the tough get going”, especially when it comes to their well brought up boy getting into scraps.

SCORPIO DADS

Scorpio dads would fight to the death for their sons. The Carousel song “My Boy Bill” especially the “he will be as tall and as strong as a tree!” bit is applicable to Scorpio’s take on father/son relationships. Scorpio will want son to hold the head high, have feet planted firmly on the ground, and certainly not let anyone to push him around. If they do, watch Scorpio dad morph into Count Dracula. Enemies will run when they see an angry Scorpio dad, as will Sonny Jim if he borrows dad’s treasured motor bike and crashes it. Watch how the dog, the cat and mum go into hiding as Scorpio dad morphs from Dracula into “Pluto the Scary King of the Underworld!” Nightmare on Elm Street II will seem like a picnic in comparison.

SAGITTARIUS

Saggy dads will pat Sonny Jim’s pals on the back, take them on trekking weekends and teach them how to erect tents in five minutes. Saggy dad will also slob out in front of the TV watching riding championships or sporting events rattling on about the wonders of being a “Free Spirit”. Saggy dads are a hard act to follow if they are into Judo as they will probably have a black belt and throw Sonny Jim on the ground before he can say “where’s my padded vest?” Yes Saggys are stunning dads, but their sons need to take them with a “pinch of salt” and not get upset by their practical jokes. If the boy can remain detached from Saggy dad’s inclination to put “their foot in their mouth” on important occasions like talking to the head master about the a lousy report, all will be well.

CAPRICORN DAD

Capricorn dad and his family will reside a) on a country estate, b) some swish town house, c) a well decorated tenement. They will expect respect, and no lies, Sneaking out the back door whilst school reports are being read loudly, is one of the more odious things a son can do, according to Cappy dads. Cappy dads want their offspring to strive for excellence. If they know the boy has done his best, all will be forgiven and forgotten. Sheer idleness is frowned on. In other words, Cappy dad will expect top marks and will want a clear explanation as to why their boy has been expelled in his own words.

AQUARIUS DAD

Aquarian dads will probably love their son’s penchant for collecting spiders. They could even teach Sonny Jim to build weird machinery that helps mum in the kitchen; you know the “supersonic vegetable cutter” that runs on solar energy, or the “plate into sink inserter”, etc. But sometimes Aquarian dads seem distant, especially when they get involved in numerous social activities to save the dolphins, or spend a lot of time with “best friends” down the pub. No matter how much an Aquarius dad likes to appear a cool dude, his son will be a top priority, because together they will save the human race from extinction, or annihilate the ants from the broom cupboard. Whatever!

PISCES

Piscean dads will teach their sons the wonders of metaphysics. They will go on crop circle weekends, or spend hours in the garden with telescopes trying to spot UFOs. The best present you can give a Pisces dad for Christmas is a fish to add to his aquarium or garden pond however. Yet, if Sonny Jim displeases Piscean dad, and takes his kindness for granted, expect a couple of days of vacant stares, and stony silences. All will be well if Sonny Jim understands that Piscean dad is only trying to build a bridge to a better relationship with the universe overall, but still Sonny Jim will do well to add another fish to the aquarium when he mucks up. Pisces dads are forgiving!

Planetary Overview for week beginning 19th April

Courage and initiative aren’t all that’s needed to get things done this week; Venus close to Mars in Pisces highlights the value of compassion and sensitivity in all our dealings. This is also a perfect week to reflect on how we all make best use our time in readiness for the new openings these two planets will bring when they move into Aries.

Venus in Aries will bring the likelihood of new friendships or romantic encounters. In contrast Mars adds a competitive more urgent element into our dealings and a tendency for some to be careless and impulsive.

Mercury links with Jupiter and Uranus this week; communications will be exaggerated with people twisting facts and embellishing the truth. News reports are likely to involve Church leaders, writers, educationalists and teachers. The new moon is in the fixed sign Taurus on the 25^th supporting anything requiring raw creative talent and practical efforts made to increase finances.

Astrology Highlights of the Week:

Venus Conjunction Mars

Mercury Square Jupiter

Sun Trine Pluto

Mercury sextile Uranus

Sun enters Taurus

Mars enters Aries

Venus enters Aries

New Moon in Taurus